# Guys: How often does a lap dance end in orgasm? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 12, 2008, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596 "2008-10-12T17:08:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2010, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/121 "2010-10-20T10:00:17Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Getting pizzas delivered isn’t all that non-routine at strip clubs. I delivered them when I was a pizza delivery driver, and we ordered them regularly when I was a dancer. Are there any jobs you haven’t had? ---
**Author:** ![crazyskydiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@crazyskydiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyskydiver)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/122 "2011-11-09T21:15:16Z")
I got a lap dance by a girl who was squeezing my penis with her ass and I came. She was annoyed that my cum wet her clothing. She is giving lap dances so Didn’t see the problem. I will go to a strip car several times a year. I ask for a private dance and I cum every time. I am looking forward to the next time. ---
**Author:** ![crazyskydiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b782af/32.png) [@crazyskydiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazyskydiver)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/123 "2011-11-09T21:18:22Z")
i meant strip bar, not car ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/124 "2011-11-09T21:28:51Z")
Well then. ---
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/125 "2011-11-09T21:50:56Z")
Yep, that’s uh . . . . .Yep. Roddy ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/126 "2011-11-09T22:06:40Z")
Did I tell you guys I got married? To this Thai chick I met about a year ago… Okay, not really. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/127 "2011-11-09T22:26:10Z")
You mean lap dances actually happen in strip clubs??😕 I thought they were all just whore houses. huh, must just be Detroit ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/128 "2011-11-09T23:16:50Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > You mean lap dances actually happen in strip clubs??😕 I thought they were all just whore houses. Uh, yeah. Do you know how fast places would get closed down if they were ALL whore houses? Or if ANY of them were? Outside of Nevada, you’re not going to find a whore house that’s advertising itself as anything close to resembling a strip club. (Massage parlors, on the other hand…) ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/129 "2011-11-09T23:39:31Z")
> [@Munch](#): > > Uh, yeah. Do you know how fast places would get closed down if they were ALL whore houses? Or if ANY of them were? Outside of Nevada, you’re not going to find a whore house that’s advertising itself as anything close to resembling a strip club. (Massage parlors, on the other hand…) You clearly have _never_ been to a Detroit strip club. There is little “lap-dancing” taking place in any of these clubs. Many of these clubs have systems in place to alert the dancers and clients if police make a surprise entrance. They truly are little more than whorehouses. ---
**Author:** ![ronenfe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/df705f/32.png) [@ronenfe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ronenfe)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2017, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/130 "2017-12-17T17:19:55Z")
Very often. I come prepared wearing a condom. And after a few dances i cum. They rub your dick with their pussy. Why wouldn’t you cum. ---
**Author:** ![madsircool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madsircool/32/3432_2.png) [@madsircool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madsircool)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2017, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/131 "2017-12-17T17:29:26Z")
> [@OpalCat](#): > > Getting pizzas delivered isn’t all that non-routine at strip clubs. I delivered them when I was a pizza delivery driver, and we ordered them regularly when I was a dancer. Some posters just can’t be replaced. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![mr\_horsepower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@mr\_horsepower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr_horsepower)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/132 "2017-12-18T21:57:07Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > I’ve received a few lap dances, but orgasm was definitely not going to happen. > > However, while I was receiving one, I (and everyone in the vicinity) heard the girl in the next curtained-off nook saying > "Wait, did you… omigod, you CAME? **CAN WE GET SOME TOWELS OVER HERE?"** > > By the time the stripper and I both stopped laughing, our time was up. reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite movies when i was growing up, Hollywood Knights. the scene is with Newbomb Turk (Robert Wuhl) & a girl he almost has sex with Sally (Fran Drescher). [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V45H4vv9dKs) . ---
**Author:** ![mr\_horsepower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@mr\_horsepower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr_horsepower)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/133 "2017-12-18T22:07:57Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’ve noticed that a lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying. bloodhound gang! right on. i like you kayaker. ---
**Author:** ![mr\_horsepower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@mr\_horsepower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mr_horsepower)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2017, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/134 "2017-12-18T22:10:49Z")
don’t flame me anyone. i didn’t revive the zombie, i just commented on it. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/135 "2017-12-19T00:25:38Z")
Back in the day I occasionally accompanied my friends to strip clubs but never had a lap dance. That said, I can’t imagine I could have had an orgasm from one. Having a dancer pay any attention to me made me feel self conscious and weird. I guess I was too aware of them “working me” for the money. There was this one, time trials weekend in Indianapolis, 1986-ish… maybe could have. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/136 "2017-12-19T00:34:45Z")
Oops, lap danced by a zombie stripper. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/137 "2017-12-19T00:44:13Z")
For her? Everyone I can remember, why? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/138 "2017-12-19T00:59:42Z")
> [@ronenfe](#): > > Very often. I come prepared wearing a condom. And after a few dances i cum. They rub your dick with their pussy. Why wouldn’t you cum. Join date Nov. 2011? Weird. Did not see that…um…you know. ---
**Author:** ![Rutherford\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71e660/32.png) [@Rutherford\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rutherford_B)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/139 "2017-12-19T03:12:51Z")
> [@DanBlather](#): > > I think men who go to strip clubs on a regular basis do it more for the “emotional contact” (fake as it may be) rather than the sex itself. Yes,true for some men. Three of us attended a big boxing match in a city and stopped at a strip club. ( none located near where we live) A “mousey” looking guy in his 30’s told us the girl’s name who was in the glass cage. As the next girl entered, she pinched his ear and he turned sheepishly to us and said…" that’s Angel " A guy with us said…" you must be here often " The " mousey" guy denied it. my buddy told him…" I’ll bet this your 2nd home and 90% of your paycheck gets left here every week. ---
**Author:** ![UCBearcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/77aa72/32.png) [@UCBearcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UCBearcats)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2017, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596/140 "2017-12-19T23:07:19Z")
If I go masterbate in the bathroom after the dance does that count?? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-how-often-does-a-lap-dance-end-in-orgasm/467596.md?page=8)