# Guys, how's it hangin? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 24, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666 "2005-10-24T15:39:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/1 "2005-10-24T15:39:32Z")
Usually dressed to the left, but been dead center [Capo Ferro](http://www.drizzle.com/~celyn/jherek/SpadaEtCappa.pdf) all weekend. > [@](#): > > Capo Ferro-- Let it fall off the right shoulder to the middle of the left arm, wrap the hand through to the outside, enveloping the arm and elbow. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/2 "2005-10-24T16:23:17Z")
Shriveled and to the left. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/3 "2005-10-24T16:32:35Z")
Up and to the left. ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/4 "2005-10-24T16:35:19Z")
About three inches. . . FROM THE GROUND! ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/5 "2005-10-24T16:47:08Z")
I’m a grower, not a shower. Like a frightened turtle withdrawing into his shell. … and yeah, a little to the left. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/6 "2005-10-24T22:41:32Z")
Well, I’ve noticed something alarming lately. It seems as if my balls are more cockeyed than normal, it seems that my egg sack has started hanging a bit more than usual and almost seems larger or distended…or, or, something. They used to hang closer to my body. Occasionally, I get momentary pains in my scrotum/testes. Since they are hanging lower they sometimes get vised between my legs when I am laying down or sleeping (I sleep on my side). Is this normal, does something like this happen to most men as they get a little older? I’ve heard that things start to sag as you get older, is this what they mean? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/7 "2005-10-24T22:59:08Z")
I…I…I wouldn’t know for sure. Oh. Um… I was referring to how our _capes_ are hanging. I’m so sorry to have been unclear! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/8 "2005-10-25T02:06:02Z")
My answer still works. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/9 "2005-10-25T02:09:45Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > About three inches. . . > FROM THE GROUND! Pssst, you can get off the floor now, everyone has left. You are going to hurt your back doing that. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2005, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-hows-it-hangin/327666/10 "2005-10-25T02:34:02Z")
Some of us (well, me) are on dialup and can’t wait for a pdf to download before jumping to conclusions. At least I spent a minute or two trying (unsucessfully, mind you) to visualize how your quote could have possibly applied to, uh, the guys. Anyhow, I don’t wear a cape. Afraid it will get me sucked into a jet intake when I’m not looking.