# Guys: Smoking/Masturbation **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 5, 2009, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884 "2009-06-05T23:42:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/21 "2018-01-05T21:46:54Z")
Chantix-Side effects may include sudden loss of activity with your dominant hand, sheet dryness and longer-lasting paper towel rolls. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/22 "2018-01-05T21:54:59Z")
Chantix- The [del]two[/del] [del]one[/del]_NO_ fisted smoking solution. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/23 "2018-01-05T22:52:27Z")
Wow! Eye opener. You guys have it so hard. (No pun)!! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/24 "2018-01-05T22:53:50Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Wow! Eye opener. You guys have it so hard. (No pun)!! I think we pretty much have it beat. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/25 "2018-01-06T05:51:20Z")
When zombies beat off, does it break off into their hand? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/26 "2018-01-06T06:11:53Z")
Ewww! Zombie adult time. ---
**Author:** ![Cell\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@Cell\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cell_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2018, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/27 "2018-01-06T17:20:33Z")
The real question is this–WTH did he type into Google that brought up this thread? ---
**Author:** ![bdbunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ce73a5/32.png) [@bdbunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdbunny)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2019, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/28 "2019-05-16T23:24:14Z")
Hello, I experimented with this combination a couple of years ago and I would like to know what progress you had to know if there are no problems in continuing to do this practice from time to time or choose to leave this practice that I admit is shameful to share it with other men but that results very exciting and deliriously satisfying even as mentioned “Owen hardy” I have been adding ami cotel elements as lubricants, alchol and very rarely, drugs so I do not know how far I can get this I hope the other people in the forum do not judge me I do not really remember how I started in these exuberant sexual activities.:guay:: o;):Rodar los ojos: ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/29 "2019-05-17T12:03:36Z")
> [@bdbunny](#): > > Hello Hi. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/30 "2019-05-17T12:46:07Z")
So is this a double zombie? Or is it still smoking? ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/31 "2019-05-17T13:26:20Z")
Why does this thread keep popping back up? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/32 "2019-05-17T18:37:23Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > Why does this thread keep popping back up? It has a prescription for a little blue pill??? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/33 "2019-05-17T18:42:46Z")
Yeah, buddy. Fight that Ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Crap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.crap/32/3131_2.png) [@Dr.Crap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Crap)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/34 "2019-05-17T20:20:09Z")
I find that smoking and/or masturbating greatly enhances most other activities, but especially public transit. YMMV ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/35 "2019-05-17T21:48:51Z")
> [@Owen\_hardy](#): > > I finally had enough of the pain and suffering, especially of those around me. I think you’re masturbating incorrectly. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2019, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/36 "2019-05-17T22:09:42Z")
> [@bdbunny](#): > > Hello, I experimented with this combination a couple of years ago and I would like to know what progress you had to know if there are no problems in continuing to do this practice from time to time or choose to leave this practice that I admit is shameful to share it with other men but that results very exciting and deliriously satisfying even as mentioned “Owen hardy” I have been adding ami cotel elements as lubricants, alchol and very rarely, drugs so I do not know how far I can get this I hope the other people in the forum do not judge me I do not really remember how I started in these exuberant sexual activities.:guay:: o;):Rodar los ojos: Have you ever tried smoking while punctuating? It’s the best! mmm ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/37 "2019-05-18T12:29:34Z")
> [@Hypno-Toad](#): > > So is this a double zombie? Or is it still smoking? First rule of zombie killing: always double tap. Somebody must have forgot. ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/38 "2019-05-18T12:41:43Z")
Don’t smoke. Can’t relate. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/39 "2019-05-18T15:54:56Z")
Man just wait till the OP throws a little adderall into his masturbation routine, it will knock his socks off! ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2019, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884/40 "2019-05-18T17:11:34Z")
> [@Owen\_hardy](#): > > I remember once counting having masturbated 11 times one day. It went on for years. If only **Owen** had been a softie, none of this would have happened. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-smoking-masturbation/498884.md?page=1)