Guys: Smoking/Masturbation

Chantix-Side effects may include sudden loss of activity with your dominant hand, sheet dryness and longer-lasting paper towel rolls.

Chantix- The [del]two[/del] [del]one[/del]NO fisted smoking solution.

Wow! Eye opener. You guys have it so hard. (No pun)!!

I think we pretty much have it beat.

When zombies beat off, does it break off into their hand?

Ewww!
Zombie adult time.

The real question is this–WTH did he type into Google that brought up this thread?

Hello, I experimented with this combination a couple of years ago and I would like to know what progress you had to know if there are no problems in continuing to do this practice from time to time or choose to leave this practice that I admit is shameful to share it with other men but that results very exciting and deliriously satisfying even as mentioned “Owen hardy” I have been adding ami cotel elements as lubricants, alchol and very rarely, drugs so I do not know how far I can get this I hope the other people in the forum do not judge me I do not really remember how I started in these exuberant sexual activities.:guay:: o;):Rodar los ojos:

Hi.

So is this a double zombie? Or is it still smoking?

Why does this thread keep popping back up?

It has a prescription for a little blue pill???

Yeah, buddy. Fight that Ignorance.

I find that smoking and/or masturbating greatly enhances most other activities, but especially public transit. YMMV

I think you’re masturbating incorrectly.

Have you ever tried smoking while punctuating? It’s the best!
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First rule of zombie killing: always double tap. Somebody must have forgot.

Don’t smoke. Can’t relate.

Man just wait till the OP throws a little adderall into his masturbation routine, it will knock his socks off!

If only Owen had been a softie, none of this would have happened.