# Guys: Tell me about your underpants

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 24, 2009, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463 "2009-05-24T15:14:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/41 "2009-05-25T06:09:34Z")

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Boxer briefs. I had a thread on this topic a while back, and the BB’s were clearly superior.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/42 "2009-05-25T06:55:30Z")

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Low rise briefs or trunks. I just like the way they look better than boxers or boxerbriefs.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/43 "2009-05-25T16:11:59Z")

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> [@Valgard](#):
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> …it looks better, longer.

By which I mean the shorts have a longer lifespan, not that they make anything look longer.

😃

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/44 "2009-05-25T19:02:30Z")

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Briefs, all my life. I’m a creature of habit, I guess. Never worn a boxer and can’t even grasp how they are suppose to work. I like the sling supporting the bits that would otherwise get crushed when I sit down. The only other type of underwear I wear is a jock for exercise, because it does an even better job of getting everything out of the way of my legs.

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**Author:** ![GameHat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ed655f/32.png) [@GameHat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GameHat)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/45 "2009-05-25T19:59:06Z")

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Boxer briefs.

Briefs are uncomfortable (my boys need a little room down there). Plus I think of briefs (particularly the tighty-whitey kind) as what children wear. I think a man looks ridiculous in them.

(And it’s not just me. I loved the director’s commentary on one of my Simpsons DVDs where Matt Groening was discussing how The Simpsons was one of the first comedy shows to show men in underwear as wearing briefs. The reason? Briefs are inherently funnier.)

Boxers are clownish. I associate them with my high school days. Plus they aren’t terribly comfortable - they ride up your leg.

Boxer briefs are the perfect hybrid. They look good. They feel good.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/46 "2009-05-25T20:22:25Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Boxer briefs are the perfect hybrid. They look good. They feel good.

Word, homie. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/47 "2009-05-25T20:34:12Z")

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> [@carlotta](#):
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> I just read a little tabloid tidbit that some interviewer asked Chris Pine (Captain Kirk!) whether he wore briefs or boxers. Apparently he’s a briefs man. Which led to a little reverie on men’s underwear.
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> I haven’t seen much in the wild, being with the same guy since I was 18. I can’t deny that boxers (as seen on TV, movies, ads) look much sexier, but briefs look like they’d be more comfortable to me. I’m sure I’d wear briefs if I were a man.
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> I interpret boxer/briefs as trying to lose the dorkiness of tighty whiteys while keeping the comfort. Is that what they’re for?
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> Anyway, what do you wear and why? Did you ever switch for reasons of sex appeal or to please a partner?
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> Does anyone switch day to day between boxers and briefs with no allegiance to either?

Briefs for daily wear, boxers if I’m going to be seen. Like any article of clothing, you buy what fits you. If they feel too tight, they are.

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**Author:** ![Floppy\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3bc359/32.png) [@Floppy\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floppy_Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/48 "2009-05-25T22:08:50Z")

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String-bikini briefs.

I was raised wearing briefs. Always thought boxers were a bit “clownish”. (Mentioned above. Good description.) In USMC boot camp I conformed to wearing boxers for the first time in my life. Many derogatory expressions. It felt like wearing pajamas under my clothes. Too loose, twisted around easily, and it seemed like the entire backside bunched up into my ass-crack.

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**Author:** ![PaulParkhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@PaulParkhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaulParkhead)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/49 "2009-05-25T22:16:50Z")

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> [@KarlGrenze](#):
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> Another question… how rare is it amongst guys to switch from one type to another one? I had a friend whom, one night would be wearing boxers, another one briefs, and I’ve seen him take off the boxers, take a shower, and come back wearing briefs.

I do this quite often. Well, I never wear briefs, but I do like boxer briefs on a working day. I spend all day sitting at a desk and they’re better from a comfort POV. Aesthetically, I prefer boxers, though.

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2009, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/50 "2009-05-25T23:49:39Z")

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Now that I remember, some of my male relatives have that habit… Briefs for work, boxers to lounge around the house.

In the case of my friend, though, I couldn’t really identify a pattern other than “It must be the first piece of clean underwear he grabbed”. I didn’t care. 😉

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/51 "2009-05-26T00:46:23Z")

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Another vote for boxer briefs.

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/52 "2009-05-26T01:33:46Z")

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TMI???

In my opinion, boxers are almost useless. For me, pretty much the entire point of underwear is to keep everything from sticking together, especially when it’s warm. It’s a free country, but I honestly don’t get boxers, unless I’m going to be parading around without my pants for some reason, and that’s not going to happen.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/53 "2009-05-26T01:45:39Z")

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I grew up wearing briefs, so they’re what I’m used to. I’d feel like I wasn’t wearing any underwear at all in boxers.

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**Author:** ![CutterJohn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@CutterJohn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CutterJohn)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/54 "2009-05-26T02:11:19Z")

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I tried boxers once a few years back. After an hour of work, I had to tell my boss I was going home to change my underwear. I definitely prefer the secure feeling of briefs… you can jump around and climb over things and there is no flopping.

As for style, I get colored Hanes.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/55 "2009-05-26T04:45:50Z")

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> [@AHunter3](#):
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> Bikini panties.

Manties, sweetie. Manties.

> [@Casserole](#):
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> Boxers, although I’ve toyed with the idea of wearing boxer briefs.
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> I, too, find briefs constricting.

**Casserole** , eh? Maybe you and I should, you know, get together sometime.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/56 "2009-05-26T05:14:42Z")

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Usually none at all, I have a couple boxerbriefs, regular briefs for the gym and a few pairs of…well other. 😉

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/57 "2009-05-26T05:26:37Z")

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> [@GameHat](#):
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> Boxer briefs are the perfect hybrid. They look good. They feel good.

In my thread, one of the responders described the experience as his naughty bits feeling “lovingly cupped”. That sold me right there. 😃

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**Author:** ![Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a9a28c/32.png) [@Oslo\_Ostragoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oslo_Ostragoth)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/58 "2009-05-26T05:51:16Z")

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BTW, boxers are fine if that is all that I am wearing, such as in my sleepwear. But they don’t provide adequate support/containment when I am clothed, as a result of which the center seam in a pair of pants (especially non-gangsta-rapper jeans) may make a decision regarding naughty bit allocation that can be rather painful, pending a potentionally embarrassing readjustment of said naughty bits.\*

To the OP: a very nice Christmas/birthday/whatever present might be some high-end boxer briefs.

\*I find briefs entirely too suffocating anymore.

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**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/59 "2009-05-26T13:39:52Z")

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Tighty-whiteys. I tried boxers a few times - can’t stand the flopping around. I have some boxer-briefs that I wear sometimes (when the briefs supply runs low). I kind of like them but they don’t seem to fit across my ass right. Like my ass is too big in proportion to my front (a sad thought that I don’t need pressed home by my underpants.)

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**Author:** ![Coil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Coil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coil)\
**Post date:** [May 26, 2009, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-tell-me-about-your-underpants/497463/60 "2009-05-26T13:51:16Z")

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Boxer briefs here. I have one or two boxers but they are used mostly when sleeping.

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