# Guys, try this on your pals (assuming they're not humor-impaired)!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 28, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-try-this-on-your-pals-assuming-theyre-not-humor-impaired/158109 "2003-02-28T13:02:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-try-this-on-your-pals-assuming-theyre-not-humor-impaired/158109/1 "2003-02-28T13:02:46Z")

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Phone rang at about 10:30 last night.

Friend: “What has a small dick and hangs down?”

Me: “Uh…Dubya?”

Friend: “Ha ha…No, a monkey. Now, what has a big dick and hangs up?”

Me: “…I dunno.”

\<click\>

I wish I could employ that rolling-head smiley they have over at Fathom! The thing is, you walk right into it because you hear the click before you fully absorb the implication of “hangs up”.

A buddy of Friend’s from San Fran pulled it on him. Friend didn’t waste any time calling us to pass it on. Mr. Rilch was already asleep at that time, but I got Friend to promise he’ll pull it on him tomorrow. I hope I’m around when he does!

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**Author:** ![Gorgon\_Heap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Gorgon\_Heap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorgon_Heap)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-try-this-on-your-pals-assuming-theyre-not-humor-impaired/158109/2 "2003-02-28T13:30:50Z")

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That’s pretty good. If I didn’t have to call long-distance to talk to everyone I know I would do that to all my friends tonight.

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-try-this-on-your-pals-assuming-theyre-not-humor-impaired/158109/3 "2003-02-28T14:46:43Z")

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L-O-L 😃

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**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-try-this-on-your-pals-assuming-theyre-not-humor-impaired/158109/4 "2003-02-28T17:25:16Z")

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Heh. Let’s see…who to call…