# Guys, what have you or your SO named your penis? And gals, your breasts have a name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507 "2005-10-10T05:18:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/1 "2005-10-10T05:18:14Z")
Since I couldn’t fit it in the title. TMI, obviously, as if you couldn’t tell from the topic name. My girlfriend used to delight in calling my penis “Choo Choo Train”. Go figure. I’m sure there’s many confessions from others though. Do tell. ---
**Author:** ![Sierra\_Indigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f0a364/32.png) [@Sierra\_Indigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sierra_Indigo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/2 "2005-10-10T05:20:23Z")
Mr. Winkie! or just plain Willy or Weenie. My boobs do not have names. Mainly because Mr. Indigo is much more mature than I am, and never bothered giving them any. ---
**Author:** ![inkleberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f17d59/32.png) [@inkleberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/inkleberry)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/3 "2005-10-10T05:23:25Z")
Nope. Never even thought of naming 'em. ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/4 "2005-10-10T05:31:39Z")
Ding-a-long ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/5 "2005-10-10T05:49:20Z")
I think a good name for a penis would be _Rammstein_. A friend of mine from work named his _Rodzilla_. His friend named his own _Zeus_. ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/6 "2005-10-10T05:58:24Z")
Nah, mine are just “Boobies”. One of my friends named hers Helga and Olga. ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/7 "2005-10-10T06:03:58Z")
Friend of mine named hers: **Scylla and Charybdis** ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/8 "2005-10-10T06:06:20Z")
I call my girls, well, the girls. Or Lefty and Righty. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/9 "2005-10-10T06:14:30Z")
If I were to name it, it would be mjolnir. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/10 "2005-10-10T06:22:48Z")
If I were, they’d be called “Tit” and “Tat”. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/11 "2005-10-10T06:25:46Z")
My wang isn’t a “he”, it’s a tool. Like a sawzall or a jackhammer, or sometimes for finesse jobs, more like a dremel with a buffer attachment. It gets the job done. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/12 "2005-10-10T06:38:51Z")
Car Ramrod? No, just kidding. I’ve never named my junk. One of my friends, however, has his unit christened “Oscar” by another guy. Don’t ask. ---
**Author:** ![surlyprince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8baadc/32.png) [@surlyprince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/surlyprince)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/13 "2005-10-10T06:57:34Z")
(Carl/) Do you mean Goliath? We have to order special elastic pants for him off of the internet. (Carl/) ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/14 "2005-10-10T08:53:27Z")
Tiny tots. [I’m female] 😃 ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 9:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/15 "2005-10-10T09:20:31Z")
Titanic. Only because I hope a lot of women go down on it. ---
**Author:** ![gum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbe5ce/32.png) [@gum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gum)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/16 "2005-10-10T09:34:08Z")
:eek: hehehehehe 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/17 "2005-10-10T11:08:25Z")
My penis doesn’t have a name, but my testicles are called “Small”, “Medium” and “Large”. ---
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/18 "2005-10-10T12:25:22Z")
My wife refers to my penis as “her Friend” or “her Best Friend.” ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/19 "2005-10-10T13:11:50Z")
Years ago, mine was christened “Bobo”. And no, not by me. About two years ago, some friends were all gathered, and my friend’s wife made mention of a certain “Pedro” she wanted to get home and see. My head jerked up from my drink and I said “Pedro?..it’s got a name? And it’s Pedro??” Poor Cal looked at his wife and moaned “Sandie, when are you going to learn not to talk in front of these people, they never forget things like that…?” So, at last year’s golf outing when I emceed, I introduced Cal and his wife to 100 people and said it was a shame Pedro wasn’t here. 5 people in the room got the joke, which was enough for me. And at an outdoor concert where we all gathered for Cal’s birthday this summer, four of us guys went backstage to change and came out wearing “Vote for Pedro” t-shirts. Then gave Cal his and made him change. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/20 "2005-10-10T13:14:17Z")
> [@](#): > > My girlfriend used to delight in calling my penis “Choo Choo Train”. > > Go figure. Maybe she was suggesting that game you use to get toddlers to open their mouths. “Open up the tunnel. Here comes the choo-choo!” Just a thought. Or maybe she just liked the end of **North by Northwest**. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507.md?page=2)