# Guys, what have you or your SO named your penis? And gals, your breasts have a name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507 "2005-10-10T05:18:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/21 "2005-10-10T13:20:17Z")
Santa. There were these Santa boxers I had, one thing led to another and voila. . . ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/22 "2005-10-10T13:26:35Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Maybe she was suggesting that game you use to get toddlers to open their mouths. > > “Open up the tunnel. Here comes the choo-choo!” OK, I’m definitely going to get fired if I keep reading the Dope at work. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/23 "2005-10-10T13:33:34Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > Titanic. > > Only because I hope a lot of women go down on it. Ooh, I fear you’ll find it was mostly a lot of _men_ who went down on the Titanic. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/24 "2005-10-10T14:33:00Z")
I’m considering giving my jimbob a female name. The idea would be to have something to croon affectionately during episodes of self-pollution. What do you think of: a. **Jennifer Love Unit** b. **Kirsten Dong** c. **Wang Ziyi** d. **Laura San Jackemoff** e. **Melissa Joan Hard-on** ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/25 "2005-10-10T14:40:17Z")
A long time ago, mine was christened, “Fred”. I have no idea why. ---
**Author:** ![Mycroft\_Holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a5b964/32.png) [@Mycroft\_Holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mycroft_Holmes)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/26 "2005-10-10T14:49:22Z")
> [@MrFantsyPants](#): > > My penis doesn’t have a name, but my testicles are called “Small”, “Medium” and “Large”. Well, that explains your user name. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/27 "2005-10-10T14:54:01Z")
My high school sweetheart named mine “Henry.” No clue why. I named her boobies after ex-girlfriends of mine. Long story, but she didn’t mind. She still calls the little guy “Henry” and I’ve started calling hers “Innie” and “Outie.” ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/28 "2005-10-10T16:06:29Z")
Well, since she had “The Beav” already taken, the only logical choice was “Wally”. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/29 "2005-10-10T16:40:29Z")
“Big Sam and the Twins.” Now it’s just Sam (and no, I’m still “all there”.) Easier to say I guess. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/30 "2005-10-10T17:08:20Z")
Neither **Mrs. Cliffy** nor I have named any body parts. In college, my good friend Molly confided to me that she named her then-boyfriend Brandon’s penis Mr. Mojo because one of the first times they had sex The Doors’ L.A. Woman was on the stereo. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/31 "2005-10-10T17:55:33Z")
I always resisted as too juvenile the naming of my penis. But a few years ago, I was so amused (and flattered) by a girlfriend’s exclamation the first time she saw it that the name stuck. Our name for my penis: _Jesus Christ_. I tells you, it made for some interesting pillow talk. I once had a very buxom girlfriend who called her breasts ‘The Girls’. I disagreed with the appellation, preferring “The Ladies”: they may have once been girls, but they’re definitely grown up now, went my reasoning. ---
**Author:** ![surrotobeinMD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@surrotobeinMD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/surrotobeinMD)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/32 "2005-10-10T18:24:23Z")
Mr. Surro is endowed with Pepi. Bert and Ernie being his stoic supporters. Once upon a time it was Thor but I preferred Pepi. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/33 "2005-10-10T18:30:49Z")
Mine is **Big Olaf.** The name sorta popped into my head during a past “What’s the name of your penis?” thread. Mrs. Nott has not mentioned any names for her wonderful breasts. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/34 "2005-10-10T18:40:57Z")
Pepper Mill and I don’t even have any endearing names for each other, let alone random body parts. Although I can see the appeal. But why doesn’t anyone come up with such cute names for someone’s rear? Or the individual butt cheeks? Not to mention elbows, earlobes, philtrum… Why do you never hear “I call my wife’s nose Sneezy” ? ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/35 "2005-10-10T18:42:38Z")
mine is Max Power you don’t snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and [air humping motion] FEEL. THE. G’s! he’s also the name you love to touch! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/36 "2005-10-10T19:06:29Z")
I guess the closest we have to a name for it is “Breakfast”. But that’s time and place specific 🙂 . ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/37 "2005-10-10T19:17:34Z")
Mine: John Henry. As in “steel-driving man”. Hers: Glory. As in “Coming into Glory…” Juvenile, we know. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/38 "2005-10-10T19:52:08Z")
Itty and Bitty. (sigh) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/39 "2005-10-10T20:12:03Z")
> [@](#): > > But why doesn’t anyone come up with such cute names for someone’s rear? Or the individual butt cheeks? Although there are those lines in **South Pacific** about her guy naming her hips “Whirly” and “Twirly”, which is as close as you could get back then. ---
**Author:** ![Giant\_Spongess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@Giant\_Spongess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giant_Spongess)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/40 "2005-10-10T22:16:58Z")
My breasts are imaginatively named “Right” and “Left”. Last year I named my _ahem_ well-endowed roommate’s accoutrements “Bubba” and “Gazonga”. That should give you some idea of the size… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507.md?page=3)