# Guys, what have you or your SO named your penis? And gals, your breasts have a name? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2005, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507 "2005-10-10T05:18:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/41 "2005-10-10T22:46:48Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > But why doesn’t anyone come up with such cute names for someone’s rear? That was an ex-girlfriend too… ---
**Author:** ![Airblairxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Airblairxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airblairxxx)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/42 "2005-10-10T22:53:21Z")
My manliness I call Tibor, the One-Eyed Sword of Love. This silly name causes my wife to giggle whenever she sees it. What? ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/43 "2005-10-10T23:30:51Z")
I was left with no choice while dating a girl who anthropomorphized everything. Thus, came the name: Li’l Dude (I was told during that time that I bore a strong resemblance to Jeff Bridges in The Big Lebowski, so people called me “The Dude.”) Li’l Dude and the Boys, always ready for action. ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/44 "2005-10-11T00:10:02Z")
A guy I went out with a few times once named my breasts Xavier and Prometheus. I have NO idea why. A former friend had a girlfriend name his equipment “Fluffy,” and a friend’s fiance calls his “ManSteel.” :: snort :: Of course, the last one must always be said in a resonating announcer-style voice. Impossible for me to describe, but I think you can imagine. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/45 "2005-10-11T00:21:22Z")
> [@Cliffy](#): > > Neither **Mrs. Cliffy** nor I have named any body parts. In college, my good friend Molly confided to me that she named her then-boyfriend Brandon’s penis Mr. Mojo because one of the first times they had sex The Doors’ L.A. Woman was on the stereo. > -Cliffy Kinda grateful that they weren’t listening to “Green Tambourine”, weren’t they? 😃 My parts and my SO’s parts are nameless. Although if I were in a cruel mood and wished to remind her of certain, ah… deficiencies, I’d nickname mine " Dusty " :rolleyes: Cartooniverse ---
**Author:** ![Bin-Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@Bin-Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bin-Gay)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/46 "2005-10-12T19:30:54Z")
When Hakuna Matata and I were first dating, we were marvelling at our wonderful compatibility. I made the comment that “he really filled the bill for me”. WHAT??? :eek: Fill the Bill? My tunnel of love was named Bill? That must mean that his corresponding . . .uhm. . .part. . . was named Phil? Hence, Phil and Bill. We like Phil and Bill to play. . . a lot 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bin-Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@Bin-Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bin-Gay)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/47 "2005-10-12T19:33:50Z")
I forgot the second part of the two-part question: My shapely breasts are lovingly referred to as “The Twins” 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/48 "2005-10-12T19:42:15Z")
> [@Bin-Gay](#): > > When Hakuna Matata and I were first dating, we were marvelling at our wonderful compatibility. I made the comment that “he really filled the bill for me”. > > WHAT??? :eek: > > Fill the Bill? > > My tunnel of love was named Bill? > > That must mean that his corresponding . . .uhm. . .part. . . was named Phil? > > Hence, Phil and Bill. > > We like Phil and Bill to play. . . a lot 😃 who are these guys Phil and Bill you are always talking about? :dubious: I think we need to talk 😃 There are way too many people in our bedroom! ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/49 "2005-10-12T20:43:57Z")
Rather than repeat myself, I will link to a previous thread in which I offered an answer to the question [Who Named Your Privates?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5828165&highlight=john+henry#post5828165) ---
**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/50 "2005-10-12T20:54:23Z")
I call mine _The Wild Irish Rose_! ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/51 "2005-10-12T20:53:09Z")
My husband’s penis is Junior Ciceneros Señor Snake. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/52 "2005-10-12T21:15:35Z")
I’ve always called my breasts “The Ladies”. With capital letters, because they deserve them. For a little while, amongst the girlfriends, they were Ta-Tas, but that didn’t last. If I talk about them individually for whatever reason, they’re Lefty and Righty. ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/53 "2005-10-12T22:02:16Z")
Every time this question comes up, I say, in the manliest voice I can muster, “I named mine Thor,” though I haven’t really. Truthfully, though, my ex-SO did name it way back when. I have a two-syllable first name, and she reversed the order of the syllables, and that’s all you’re getting about that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ace\_of\_Spades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@Ace\_of\_Spades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace_of_Spades)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/54 "2015-11-02T03:54:18Z")
The names of my penis is Vladislav The Impaler, Vlad 11i, Dracula, Count Dickula, Aluckid, The Prince of creepiest, Vlad ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/55 "2015-11-02T04:44:10Z")
My ex wife used to refer to my Angry Anderson action figure as “that fucking thing”. Usually said in the context of “Put that fucking thing away” or “get that fucking thing away from me” ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/56 "2015-11-02T04:48:53Z")
> [@Ace\_of\_Spades](#): > > The names of my penis is Vladislav The Impaler, Vlad 11i, Dracula, Count Dickula, Aluckid, The Prince of creepiest, Vlad Do you ever call it zombie penis? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/57 "2015-11-02T05:23:17Z")
_Lonely Boy_ ---
**Author:** ![fjs1fs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9e8a1a/32.png) [@fjs1fs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fjs1fs)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/58 "2015-11-02T14:06:31Z")
I’m Frank. Birth name actually Francis. So naturally when Pope Francis was named, my member took on the same moniker! ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/59 "2015-11-02T14:19:13Z")
“Mr. Prick” although, for a while when Mrs. 74westy had a vibrator she called “Pinky”, we called it “The Brain”. ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/guys-what-have-you-or-your-so-named-your-penis-and-gals-your-breasts-have-a-name/325507/60 "2015-11-02T14:27:49Z")
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