# gvzod has to be a troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865 "2012-07-20T16:29:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/1 "2012-07-20T16:29:21Z")
See [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=15294023#post15294023). This … person … can’t be real. The mix of odd grammar, appropriate grammar, and internet chat slang and strange posts can’t be anything but trolling. Not possible. ---
**Author:** ![gvozd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gvozd/32/7301_2.png) [@gvozd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvozd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/2 "2012-07-20T16:33:53Z")
I am many things, but not a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/3 "2012-07-20T16:36:40Z")
I’m thinking he could be an immature, misanthropic + misogynistic, emotionally abused young Turkish man. Be hilarious to see what happens if he finds the right crazy woman and comes back to the board after two months of sexy time 8 times a week. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/4 "2012-07-20T16:36:46Z")
> [@gvozd](#): > > I am many things, but not a troll. Interesting. Just before you edited, I read this: “I am not troll.” Not making any judgments, mind you, just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/5 "2012-07-20T16:37:55Z")
> [@Fiddle\_Peghead](#): > > Interesting. Just before you edited, I read this: > > “I am not troll.” > > Not making any judgments, mind you, just sayin’. It’s a grammar miracle! ---
**Author:** ![gvozd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gvozd/32/7301_2.png) [@gvozd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvozd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/6 "2012-07-20T16:38:26Z")
> [@Mr.Slant](#): > > I’m thinking he could be an immature, misanthropic + misogynistic, emotionally abused young Turkish man. > Be hilarious to see what happens if he finds the right crazy woman and comes back to the board after two months of sexy time 8 times a week. I am not bound by adjectives. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/7 "2012-07-20T16:41:55Z")
I dunno what he is but he makes me laugh. “Curse my insatiable appetite for sex! How can one man endure such agony?!” Hahaha. I like to imagine his posts in Douglas Reynholm’s voice. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/8 "2012-07-20T16:43:50Z")
forgot _misandristic…_ Of course, _misanthropic_ probably covers it all… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/9 "2012-07-20T16:45:01Z")
I do the Borat voice, personally. Except more of a depressed version. Hopefully gvozd finds true love with a bulky woman who is strong on plow, resistant to gypsy curses and wanting many of his angry, fun-grammar babies. On edit: Seriously, I _WAS_ that guy. I want him to be happy! Except… I was charismatic and fun from 15 to 17, and had a decent amount of sex, followed by depression from 18 to 22, followed by early-career happiness and as much sex as I could handle… followed by marriage. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/10 "2012-07-20T16:48:11Z")
Don’t see why he can’t satiate his desires. His sister is number four best prostitute in Kazakhstan! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/11 "2012-07-20T16:49:22Z")
He doesn’t want it, after his cousin broke out of retard cage and raped her. ---
**Author:** ![gvozd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gvozd/32/7301_2.png) [@gvozd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvozd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/12 "2012-07-20T16:51:42Z")
Surely I love mothers of you two. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/13 "2012-07-20T16:54:41Z")
Which two? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/14 "2012-07-20T16:55:03Z")
By the way, how is babby formed, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/15 "2012-07-20T16:57:08Z")
If anyone actually thought he was a serious poster, I feel sorry that you are so dumb or naive. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/16 "2012-07-20T16:58:41Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > By the way, how is babby formed, anyway? tntdwimwktb,btbcfb? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/17 "2012-07-20T17:10:12Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > tntdwimwktb,btbcfb? [http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/how-is-babby-formed) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/18 "2012-07-20T17:10:54Z")
> [@gvozd](#): > > Surely I love mothers of you two. My mother, she like _slowly_ but surely! ---
**Author:** ![gvozd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gvozd/32/7301_2.png) [@gvozd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvozd)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/19 "2012-07-20T17:16:19Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > My mother, she like _slowly_ but surely! What do you mean? She likes the state of being slow or she likes in a slow manner? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2012, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/20 "2012-07-20T17:51:34Z")
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