# gvzod has to be a troll **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865 "2012-07-20T16:29:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/41 "2012-07-21T13:38:56Z")
If you read his posts in Natasha Fatale’s voice they actually start to make sense. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/42 "2012-07-21T14:02:43Z")
I think he’s dying to tune a meat whistle. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/43 "2012-07-21T14:05:42Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > If you read his posts in Natasha Fatale’s voice they actually start to make sense. Still not working. Should we consult the manual? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/44 "2012-07-21T16:13:10Z")
[The troll’s wife/gf has a cavernous pussy.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659321) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/45 "2012-07-21T16:47:05Z")
Okay, troll. Damn, I wanted this to be a real person. ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/46 "2012-07-21T18:30:17Z")
This thread just got turky. ---
**Author:** ![gvozd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gvozd/32/7301_2.png) [@gvozd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvozd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/47 "2012-07-21T19:31:22Z")
I am a prime example of what happens when you absorb too much internet jargon and forum culture. I have become an attention seeker. And the further they slip into psychosis, the more people tell me I am troll or insane; and I am so jaded they don’t even realize. People just say ‘Nah he is not psycho, he is just trolling’’ except I wasn’t. I was completely serious. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/48 "2012-07-21T20:08:58Z")
> [@gvozd](#): > > I was completely serious. So, whats goin on with your old lady’s pussy? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/49 "2012-07-21T20:11:36Z")
The last expedition disappeared and was never heard from again. ---
**Author:** ![Lasciel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e79b87/32.png) [@Lasciel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lasciel)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/50 "2012-07-21T20:16:08Z")
Oh, that’s so sad. I hear they make really good prosthetics for people now. They almost feel real… you know, to the other person. ---
**Author:** ![gvozd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gvozd/32/7301_2.png) [@gvozd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gvozd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/51 "2012-07-21T20:47:01Z")
> [@gvozd](#): > > I am a prime example of what happens when you absorb too much internet jargon and forum culture. > > I have become an attention seeker. And the further they **I** slip into psychosis, the more people tell me I am troll or insane; and I am so jaded they don’t even realize. People just say ‘Nah he is not **a** psycho, he is just trolling’’ except I wasn’t. I was completely serious. Corrected ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/52 "2012-07-21T20:50:01Z")
gvozd, You fail as a troll. Every other SDMB troll I’ve ever seen was funny, or tragic, or weird. This has turned into a pathetic attempt at trolling, given the thread regarding you wife’s genitalia. You’re not funny enough to enjoy when you don’t bring the potential of credibility to the table. ---
**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/53 "2012-07-21T22:36:00Z")
So the presentation now is that you may be posting untrue information in order to provoke reactions and get attention but it isn’t that you are trolling, it is that you are slipping into a deep psychosis? One that requires internet attention? Correct? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/54 "2012-07-21T23:28:35Z")
Oooh editing someone else’s post in a trite and lame manner! 200 quatloos that the newcomer will be toast within an hour of this post. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/55 "2012-07-21T23:31:33Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > Oooh editing someone else’s post in a trite and lame manner! > > 200 quatloos that the newcomer will be toast within an hour of this post. Well, it was his own post. Is that not allowed? I’m not actually sure… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2012, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/56 "2012-07-21T23:42:36Z")
> [@gvozd](#): > > I can take a few picture of where I live right now. They will be absolute proof. Sure. I’ll post some up of my mountain top castle and my supermodel staff. Google is my friend too. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/57 "2012-07-22T00:13:21Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Let first me be welcome [**Sacha Baron Cohen** - IMDb](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CG0QFjAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.imdb.com%2Fname%2Fnm0056187%2F&ei=l7kJUM-aN4S-8ASx-oS-Cg&usg=AFQjCNH9sIQ_3aEUsJzBC_TnXAkdan-mPg&sig2=QEmeZdpXnNbzfYmn6_9ZAQ) to SDMB. Though I wish it was > [**SASHA COHEN** | U.S. Champion and Olympic Silver Medalist](http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=web&cd=3&ved=0CGcQFjAC&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sashacohen.com%2F&ei=KLoJUN-QF4W-8ATK6qTgCg&usg=AFQjCNHXljOo1_JDutfTCW6nVKwaQBJ5BA&sig2=26mls0SuM45gksUEPpPwPA) This thread is extremely timely for me, as I just bought “Borat” on DVD (Closeout! Only 3 bucks), have never seen it before, only heard about it, and am going to watch it as soon as I get the chance. Thanks, all, for pointing to an example, which I’ve already seen on this board, of the comedy I am about to witness. Should be good! ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/58 "2012-07-22T01:17:42Z")
Over in [this ATMB thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=659349), **gvozd** is claiming . . . 1. that in his country, it is acceptable (not racist) to state that African American males have bigger dicks than non-AA males; 2. that “delusional” and “paranoid” (which he called another poster) are not insults. [QUOTE=gvozd] I don’t think all African males have dicks bigger than all non-African males but I can remember I have been told by my biology teacher that African males tend to have bigger ones, not only penis but bigger body parts because of climate. And it is populated in my society that when you first think of an African male the first that will come to your mind is their penis size. Maybe it is because porn industry? [/quote] And > [@](#): > > Yes. Big Dick really a widely accepted “fact” here and it is considered acceptable to say things like that. But it might be unacceptable just because of talking about sexual content. So it’s acceptable, but it might be unacceptable. Okay, I understand that :dubious:, but I’m still curious as to the extent of the porn industry on the views of the Turkish population. [QUOTE=gvozd] Delusional and paranoid are not insult. You are only trying hard to find a reason to ban me. [/quote] **gvozd** sticks with this view despite dissenting opinions and a mod warning. **Confused dart cum** : Just fun funsies, would it be possible to run **gyozd** ’s claims by your Turkish friends and get their take on the matter? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2012, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865/59 "2012-07-22T02:13:55Z")
We agree with the OP. Since the subject of the thread has now been banned for trolling, I’m going to close this. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15298880&postcount=36](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15298880&postcount=36) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gvzod-has-to-be-a-troll/628865.md?page=2)