# GW BUSH HAD S&M GAY SEX AT YALE!!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155 "2000-10-24T19:47:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/1 "2000-10-24T19:47:57Z")
Anyone have any backup to the current Internet rumor that Dubya was involved in a bizarre gay S&M orgy as part of an initiation at Yale? Friends here in DC who work for the Republican Committee have been acting REAL strange when I mention this to them (got it from Newsgroups, etc.) BTW, I’m not against gay sex, orgies, or S&M, but if it were true that Bush did, in fact, as the Bloodhound Gang put it “yummy down on this throbbing pole of Man-chicken” and is covering up about it, then oh my wouldn’t this be juicy? No pun intended. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/2 "2000-10-24T19:57:09Z")
Until I see picture of Dubya in nipple clamps with a dildo up his ass, I’ll just assume that it is an unfounded story. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/3 "2000-10-24T20:00:06Z")
What newsgroup did you pick this winner up from? alt.unfuckingbelievable.weekly-world-news? rec.arts.suckers? alt.binaries.pictures.politicians-fucking? Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/4 "2000-10-24T20:01:41Z")
> [@](#): > > Until I see picture of Dubya in nipple clamps with a dildo up his ass, I’ve got a friend who’s a real wiz at photoshop…hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/5 "2000-10-24T20:17:31Z")
Maeglin, that’s a brilliant idea! Go with it! (BTW, I know the veracity of the internet is somewhat _cough_ doubtful, but I just wanted to see if anyone else had heard anything about this. adam yax, that may become my new sig. ---
**Author:** ![BillyBoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/34f0e0/32.png) [@BillyBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillyBoy)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/6 "2000-10-24T20:22:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChingaQueso \* > **Anyone have any backup to the current Internet rumor that Dubya was involved in a bizarre gay S&M orgy as part of an initiation at Yale?** Here’s a better question: Who cares? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/7 "2000-10-24T20:24:27Z")
I heard about it. In fact, I’ve got e-mail from Al Gore admitting that he was Dubya’s partner. He told me to keep it quiet though. Ya know how them Yalies and Harvard guys generally view each other. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/8 "2000-10-24T20:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\*Ya know how them Yalies and Harvard guys generally view each other. \*\* Yeah, but once the lights are out, it doesn’t matter whether your lingerie is blue or crimson. ---
**Author:** ![Ivar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@Ivar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ivar)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/9 "2000-10-24T21:44:35Z")
Must be part of the Skull & Bones initiation… probably involved cocaine usage as well ---
**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/10 "2000-10-24T22:07:25Z")
I bet this is just another Alex Chiu guy who put W in the place of himself 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/11 "2000-10-24T22:15:42Z")
> [@](#): > > if it were true that Bush did, in fact, as the Bloodhound Gang put it “yummy down on this throbbing pole of Man-chicken” and is covering up about it, then oh my wouldn’t this be juicy? “Yes, I did suck that dick… but I didn’t swallow. Read my lips… no more BJ.” ---
**Author:** ![theuglytruth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@theuglytruth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theuglytruth)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/12 "2000-10-24T22:23:43Z")
Well, as Peter Bateman says in the movie “American Psycho”, gay sex and cocaine is “that Yale thing”. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/13 "2000-10-24T22:30:14Z")
This is of course preposterous. Everyone knows that no one has sex at Yale. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/14 "2000-10-24T23:21:00Z")
The imagery in this thread is too much. I mean, Al Gore and George Bush in some kind of coke/weed induced orgy, with nipple clamps, dildos, etc. This gives new meaning to the descriptions of one of their debates as a ‘love fest’… ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/15 "2000-10-25T02:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tradesilicon \* > \*\*The imagery in this thread is too much. I mean, Al Gore and George Bush in some kind of coke/weed induced orgy, with nipple clamps, dildos, etc. This gives new meaning to the descriptions of one of their debates as a ‘love fest’… \*\* No wonder Nader was pissed he was left out… Adam - what if GWB had a dildo in situ, but no nipple clamps? Would that meet your criteria? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/16 "2000-10-25T02:50:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*Everyone knows that no one has sex at Yale. \*\* Nope. Nope. Not gonna do it. Not gonna play gotcha. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/17 "2000-10-25T02:57:21Z")
> [@](#): > > Friends here in DC who work for the Republican Committee have been acting REAL strange when I mention this to them This may be the same look they give to people that start talking about aliens controlling major league baseball. Also, we have all learned by now that if W just engaged in oral sex, it doesn’t really constitute actual sex. probably just a slip of the tongue. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/18 "2000-10-25T03:08:20Z")
> [@](#): > > This gives new meaning to the descriptions of one of their debates as a ‘love fest’… T’hell with that, it gives new meaning to the phrase “compassionate conservatism”. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/19 "2000-10-25T04:54:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ChingaQueso \* > \*\*Anyone have any backup to the current Internet rumor that Dubya was involved in a bizarre gay S&M orgy as part of an initiation at Yale? \*\* It’s the not so bizarre gay S&M orgies you’ve gotta be careful about. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gw-bush-had-s-m-gay-sex-at-yale/38155/20 "2000-10-25T05:30:27Z")
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