# gytalf2000, are you a serial killer waiting to happen? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496 "2007-07-20T05:14:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/1 "2007-07-20T05:14:15Z")
In [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=429484) he reveals that: > [@](#): > > I was born in 1960. I have always had a “knockout” fetish – I like to see attractive, scantily-clad women (especially superheroines!) getting rendered unconscious (by chloroform, punches, blows to the head, electric shock, gas, etc.) and taken captive! Playboy is okay, but KOs are more exciting to me than nudity! TV, comic books and my imagination were all I really needed! That being said, I was very grateful for the invention of the VCR so that I could record Wonder Woman and other shows with KOs in them! Nowadays, the internet and the ability to commission superheroine KO scenes of my very own have really spoiled me! Ok, we’ve already establisted that you’re a sick fuck. Then you post on the same SD boards: > [@](#): > > Actually, the knockout and capture is it for me; it does not go any further! I am a pure paraphiliac, and evidently my demented little brain, very early on in my development (or lack of it – Ha!), substituted “KO/capture” for sex! For some reason, I do not take that next step into actual sex/rape of the superheroine! I have no idea why! Unconscious women with no rape? Sure! Motherfuckin CREEPY. The only thing you’re missing is Chris Hansen, cunt. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/2 "2007-07-20T05:27:26Z")
Do you have any concept of fantasy? Lots of people have fantasies about things that they would never do in real life. **gytalf** isn’t talking about actually raping women. ---
**Author:** ![boytyperanma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4491bb/32.png) [@boytyperanma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boytyperanma)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/3 "2007-07-20T05:32:24Z")
If other peoples fetishes bother you so much you should probably avoid reading threads with titles like ‘Porn, Strange Sexual Fantasies/Urges, and the Pre-Internet Days’ ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/4 "2007-07-20T05:34:27Z")
**Johnny Hildo** , if you knew half of what your most normal friends think about in their off hours you would wet your little pants. ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/5 "2007-07-20T05:57:46Z")
Eh…whatever. A lot of people have fucked-up fetishes that would land them in jail, or worse, if they ever tried to realize their fantasy scenarios in reality. The vast majority of those people are aware of that — and typically don’t actually want to hurt anybody anyway — and so confine their expressions of their desires either to themselves, or to forums with a greater degree of anonymity. Say, an internet message board, for example. I won’t name this board’s most prominent example, but I’m sure he’ll be by at some point. Cheers, you hentai-lovin’ fool daddy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kozmik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8dc957/32.png) [@Kozmik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kozmik)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/6 "2007-07-20T06:02:15Z")
[QUOTE=boytyperanma] If other peoples fetishes bother you so much you should probably avoid reading threads with titles like ‘Porn, Strange Sexual Fantasies/Urges, and the Pre-Internet Days’ [/QUOTE] But see that’s Johnny Hildo’s fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Hildo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/bbce88/32.png) [@Johnny\_Hildo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Hildo)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/7 "2007-07-20T06:02:17Z")
Wow, the ACLU bitches are out in full force, I see. gyr, were your parents loving, supportive people? Cuz I also had a bondage fetish when I was 8. Yup, seeing those bound and gagged Charlie’s Angels girls was just about the most excitiing thing I could ever see. Until I saw actual female nudity when I was 10. Then I got past it. You’re almost 50. Have you ever kissed a woman, Mr. Arrested Development? Do females even exist as living beings in your world and not for your violent rape fantasies that involve massive head injuries? When you move into a neighborhood, are you required by law to indentify youself with a LEVEL 3 adjective of any kind? You’re a creepy fuck, dude. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/8 "2007-07-20T06:09:02Z")
**Hildo** , you’re a 35-year-old who fetishizes a freaking cartoon to point of throwing a screaming tantrum when someone likes episodes you don’t consider worthy. Now _that’s_ creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/9 "2007-07-20T06:33:56Z")
**Johnny Hildo,** look, a lot of people seem to dislike a lot of what you have to say but I actually like a lot of your posts and I think you’re a good guy, if a bit abrasive. Let me just explain this, though - you can never really judge someone on their sexual fantasies if all they are are fantasies. If this guy is actually planning on going out and acting on his fantasies, then yes, he’s one sick fuck. But if it’s just in his head, I really think there’s nothing to be upset about. If there’s one thing that I can say with regard to sexuality, it’s that people get turned on by every damn thing under the sun, and there’s nothing they or anyone else can do about it. Sexuality is a vast and complicated thing and there are many different things that influence it. Who knows what might have happened in someone’s early childhood that made them be turned on by some random thing - but once it’s formed, that’s that, basically. You can’t really hold it against them, especially if they’re being honest enough to talk about it with others. As long as nobody gets hurt and everyone’s a consenting adult, anything goes sexually, as far as I’m concerned. And you never know who’s going to have what secret fetish - it could be anyone, your neighbor, your family, whoever. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/10 "2007-07-20T06:58:47Z")
Dear God, I responded to you in that other thread not knowing you’ve pitted the poor honest fool. **Johnny** , have we not been paying enough attention to you recently? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/11 "2007-07-20T07:08:15Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] Cuz I also had a bondage fetish when I was 8. … Then I got past it. [/QUOTE] All research on sexual development can stop now. We are finally aware that everybody in the world must develop along similar lines to **Johnny Hildo.** Thank goodness our long nightmare of research and understanding is over! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/12 "2007-07-20T07:21:44Z")
You know that’s why they’re called “fantasies,” right? ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 7:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/13 "2007-07-20T07:49:56Z")
[QUOTE=Fish] All research on sexual development can stop now. We are finally aware that everybody in the world must develop along similar lines to **Johnny Hildo.** Thank goodness our long nightmare of research and understanding is over! [/QUOTE] But I don’t want to stop jerking off into the ice machines at five star hotels! Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/14 "2007-07-20T08:34:14Z")
What you do in your own head or with a consenting partner or partners is your own business. The most objectionable thing I find about **gytalf** is the over use of exclamation marks. This makes a perfectly OK (and pretty common) fantasy sound much creepier, because I’m reading it as all breathless and over-excited. It’s essentially a bondage fantasy, big deal. As long I don’t bump into him in a dark alley with a chloroform soaked facecloth, I don’t give a rat’s ass what he likes to jerk off to. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/15 "2007-07-20T08:38:42Z")
[QUOTE=irishgirl] What you do in your own head or with a consenting partner or partners is your own business. The most objectionable thing I find about **gytalf** is the over use of exclamation marks. This makes a perfectly OK (and pretty common) fantasy sound much creepier, because I’m reading it as all breathless and over-excited. It’s essentially a bondage fantasy, big deal. As long I don’t bump into him in a dark alley with a chloroform soaked facecloth, I don’t give a rat’s ass what he likes to jerk off to. [/QUOTE] “Hi, sweetie! Say, you’re something in the medical line, aren’t you - does this handkerchief smell like ether to you?” No? ☹ _slinks away_ Oh, and **Johnny Hildo** is a fool. ---
**Author:** ![I\_m\_Ron\_Burgundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9fc29f/32.png) [@I\_m\_Ron\_Burgundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_m_Ron_Burgundy)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/16 "2007-07-20T08:42:23Z")
I think it was the ‘serial killer’ thing that was a bit of a logical leap. Still I don’t think this compares to 50-year-old obese trannies. I also think bukkake and piss porn is totally sick. Big deal. I’ve had my porn tastes insulted too, but hell, it’s my porn, you don’t have to watch it. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/17 "2007-07-20T09:36:48Z")
Apropos nothing, but everytime I see the term “serial killer” I have these fantasies of clubbing Snap, Crackle and Pop to death. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/18 "2007-07-20T09:45:38Z")
**Mellivora capensis** worries me. With thoughts like those he may be a cereal killer waiting to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/19 "2007-07-20T09:53:40Z")
I’d pit gytalf for being _lame_, not pervy. Just kidding, I’d never bother pitting him. Grow up, Johnny. ---
**Author:** ![Ferret\_Herder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e47774/32.png) [@Ferret\_Herder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferret_Herder)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496/20 "2007-07-20T10:16:10Z")
[QUOTE=Johnny Hildo] gyr, were your parents loving, supportive people? Cuz I also had a bondage fetish when I was 8. Yup, seeing those bound and gagged Charlie’s Angels girls was just about the most excitiing thing I could ever see. Until I saw actual female nudity when I was 10. Then I got past it. [/QUOTE] Dude, I was sexually assaulted, and I still can tell the difference between “fun fantasy turn-on” of bondage and that kind of thing, versus real, actual violence. Why can’t you? It’s **not real** , so quit minimizing true violence versus women by sickos by comparing it to thoughts that turn some people on or fun bedroom games. Leave folks with kinks to their kinks, and go enjoy your plain sex. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gytalf2000-are-you-a-serial-killer-waiting-to-happen/412496.md?page=2)