# Ha, ha--Ann Romney has to go home and spend her millions now!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 7, 2012, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231 "2012-11-07T16:15:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/81 "2012-11-09T23:45:49Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> They seem to be incapable of not poking it. Which is good, because it reminds me to keep producing this material. I’m amused both by the material and by their frenetic denunciations of it, and me, and all my ancestors and my descendants, and fellow-believers and affinities and collaborators. I should show you the weird PMs \*\*Scumpup \*\*sends me sometime, just hysterical off his chump stuff–you’ll never believe him again when he claims to be so blase about my online writings (as if you believe him now). You’ll be convinced that no one could write a total stranger such bizarre shit without caring a lot, and in a very peculiar way.

Yeah, but at the end of the day, you’re still the strange writhing thing in the corner-- vaguely humanoid in appearance and covered with a viscous substance that may or may not be its own filth–and we’re the curious townsfolk, poking at it to see what it does.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/82 "2012-11-09T23:49:37Z")

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Haven’t mentioned her MS in any posts (so far) and really am not interested in her MS as an issue. I’m speculating on private conversations she and Mitt are having based on the total and deep depression I’m figuring she’s going through right now, and am enjoying every detail I can conjure up. If you don’t like what I’m writing here, then please dont read it. Don’t open this thread again. Don’t comment on it. Don’t have a cow.

Or you could go nuts, like \*\*scumpup \*\*and all these silly fuckers pretending that they don’t care–but oh my, how they continue to post and post some more about how they don’t give a shit what I have to say. But they’re my core audience here, apparently. And I intend to keep entertaining them as long as the concept amuses me.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/83 "2012-11-10T04:55:08Z")

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And now we see the caliber of your reading comprehension skills. Dude (or Dudette, as the case may be), you might wish to think first, post second in the future. Either that or continue to spout vicious nonsense.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/84 "2012-11-10T05:35:13Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> Haven’t mentioned her MS in any posts (so far) and really am not interested in her MS as an issue. I’m speculating on private conversations she and Mitt are having based on the total and deep depression I’m figuring she’s going through right now, and am enjoying every detail I can conjure up. If you don’t like what I’m writing here, then please dont read it. Don’t open this thread again. Don’t comment on it. Don’t have a cow.
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> Or you could go nuts, like \*\*scumpup \*\*and all these silly fuckers pretending that they don’t care–but oh my, how they continue to post and post some more about how they don’t give a shit what I have to say. But they’re my core audience here, apparently. And I intend to keep entertaining them as long as the concept amuses me.

Rubbing a second or third turd in your hair isn’t really expanding on having wallowed in that first one. Bye.

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**Author:** ![Ibn\_Warraq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19b73/32.png) [@Ibn\_Warraq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ibn_Warraq)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/85 "2012-11-10T07:47:45Z")

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What’s with the hatred of Ann Romney?

Not a fan of her or her husband, but while her husband has done things for which he can legitimately despised, I’m not aware of her doing anything like that.

Personally, I can’t ever even thinking of her during the campaign and suspect I won’t be thinking of her anytime soon.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/86 "2012-11-10T08:13:08Z")

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It’s funny you guys are freaking out over **prr** when all the first posts in this thread agreed with him. You act like he’s some sort of crazy person, but yet say nothing about everyone else who says she sucks.

Just marrying Mitt Romney, who is a thoroughly disgusting person, is enough for me to rag on her a bit. Romney’s the one candidate that I think could possibly be a sociopath. The fact that she was attracted to a possible sociopath says a lot about her. (And that’s assuming it wasn’t about money.)

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/87 "2012-11-10T17:18:42Z")

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> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#):
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> What’s with the hatred of Ann Romney?
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> Not a fan of her or her husband, but while her husband has done things for which he can legitimately despised, I’m not aware of her doing anything like that.
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> Personally, I can’t ever even thinking of her during the campaign and suspect I won’t be thinking of her anytime soon.

She made a number of public appearances where she came across as a spoiled princess who was out of touch with reality, let alone the middle class. Her attitude was that she and Mitt should just be handed the keys over to the White House now.

Basically, she’s a Marie Antoinette with a Michigan accent.

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/88 "2012-11-10T18:03:38Z")

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> [@Gyrate](#):
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> Could have been piles. After popping out five kids she’s bound to have a hemorrhoid or two.
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> Very unlikely to have been tax documents jammed up there. And in future I’m going to keep a weather eye on **prr** lest we start seeing threads on kitten strangling or nun bondage.

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with nun bondage! :mad:

> [@Monty](#):
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> And kind of tacky. Evidently the obssessor is unaware that the target of his venom has MS.

Oh so she has a monkey scrotum and she’s bragging about that too? What a bitch

> [@Ibn\_Warraq](#):
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> What’s with the hatred of Ann Romney?

Entitled, condescending, spoiled, clueless, uncaring…

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 10, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/89 "2012-11-10T18:49:14Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> It’s funny you guys are freaking out over **prr** when all the first posts in this thread agreed with him. You act like he’s some sort of crazy person, but yet say nothing about everyone else who says she sucks.

By my count, two of the first twenty posts agreed with the OP and the rest were just comments about the Romneys or disagreed.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [November 11, 2012, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/90 "2012-11-11T22:11:58Z")

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Nun bondage??? Is there a newsletter or website?

Back to the OP. Ann came across as an entitled rich bitch in public statements and interviews that I saw. Perhaps only surpassed by Nancy Reagan in the half century + I have experienced as unlikeable as a first lady (potentially).

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**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/91 "2012-11-12T03:01:37Z")

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Forget it…

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/92 "2012-11-12T03:06:26Z")

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From a staunch Obama supporter: fuck this thread.

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**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/93 "2012-11-12T08:37:13Z")

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I agree that Ann Romney could have done something as the face of MS… too bad she’s such an airhead that it would never happen.

Otherwise the rest of this thread is nuttier than squirrel shit, to steal a phrase from Sampiro.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/94 "2012-11-12T08:41:24Z")

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> [@Ogre](#):
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> From a staunch Obama supporter: fuck this thread.

But then I’ll get KY all over my monitor. Yick!

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**Author:** ![rogerbox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/76d3ee/32.png) [@rogerbox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rogerbox)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/95 "2012-11-12T08:50:10Z")

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> [@anya\_marie](#):
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> I agree that Ann Romney could have done something as the face of MS… too bad she’s such an airhead that it would never happen.
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> Otherwise the rest of this thread is nuttier than squirrel shit, to steal a phrase from Sampiro.

She’s not an airhead, she can’t be the face of MS because she only believes in healthcare for those who can afford it, the rich. Expanding the insurance pool to cover everyone and give the insurance companies a huger pool to profit off of, her husband’s idea, is socialism and thus bad m’kay?

I don’t think the woman is an airhead at all, just an immoral selfish “rugged individualist” who married rich.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/96 "2012-11-12T09:41:47Z")

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I confess the woman’s been off my radar since…well, forever. After all, it was her husband running for office. I just don’t buy into the whole “the spouse is the politician” rot. Can someone–someone other than the OP, who, after all, has admitted he doesn’t give a hoot about the facts; he simply wants to vent and rage at the woman–provide a few links to things she’s actually said and in context?

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/97 "2012-11-12T12:38:09Z")

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Well, the GOP took her off the media at one point, [because she was speaking arrogantly](http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/09/23/1135633/-Ann-Romney-Cancels-Interviews-After-Iowa-Stop-It-Meltdown) about the campaign, ordering critics to “stop it,” “it” being criticizing the Romney campaign. Voters are “lucky… to have someone with Mitt’s qualifications”? Really Okay, I’ll obey your orders because I had no idea how lucky I was to have the chance to vote for your hubby.

Or how about the [time](http://www.politicususa.com/mitt-ann-romney-reveal-arrogant-contemptible-elitists.html) when she said, “It’s Mitt’s time. It’s our turn now.” Not arrogant enough for you? Sorry, excuse MEEEEEE for cutting in front of you when it was your turn. Don’t know why we ever bothered voting, really.

Or the[time](http://www.politicususa.com/romney-campaign-pulls-video-ann-romney-mitt-disdain-americans.html) the GOP itself decided to yank a video of Ann denying Mitt’s “disdain” for Americans? Uh, no, “disdain” isn’t quite right, it’s more contempt, with a soupcon of “disregarding” and “condescension” tossed in…

Do you need more?

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/98 "2012-11-12T14:10:23Z")

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In case you do, here’s her [“you people”](http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/11611-ann-romney-goes-full-marie-antoinette-on-america) remark. For this alone, I would despise her but she has confirmed time and again her contempt for the voting public.

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**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\
**Post date:** [November 12, 2012, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/99 "2012-11-12T17:48:47Z")

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> [@YogSosoth](#):
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> Hey, there’s nothing wrong with nun bondage! :mad:

Are you implying that there _is_ something wrong with kitten strangling? Won’t someone think of the poor kitten stanglers?!

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**Author:** ![drew870mitchell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drew870mitchell/32/3946_2.png) [@drew870mitchell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drew870mitchell)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ann-romney-has-to-go-home-and-spend-her-millions-now/640231/100 "2012-11-13T00:09:25Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> It’s funny you guys are freaking out over **prr** when all the first posts in this thread agreed with him. You act like he’s some sort of crazy person, but yet say nothing about everyone else who says she sucks.

Did you miss the Romneys slash fanfic introduction that **psuedotriton ruber ruber** shared with us?

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