# Ha ha ha ha.... You will be so jealous of ME!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741 "2001-01-18T19:47:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/1 "2001-01-18T19:47:56Z")
Mr. Hugh Heffner is going to be in town Super Bowl weekend, and he is throwing an executive bunny party at an upscale club here. Guess who’s going? Muahahahahahhahahahahah!!! My friend’s girl’s mother owns the club and he always calls me when they need extra bouncers. At first I was disappointed that they decided to use Tampa Police officers as the added security. But then I thought, well this means I get to actually PARTY there!! I don’t get the hundred plus dollars cash for that night, but it will be one hell of a party, and the beer is free. Wadaya think? Should I bring a camera?? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2001, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/2 "2001-01-18T20:00:42Z")
bastard. I’m very jealous. Yes, bring a camera and share the pics. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/3 "2001-01-19T11:00:28Z")
Nobody cares??? Geeez… Did you guys hear what I said? I said “_I am going to a Playboy Bunny party!!!_” Man, it is so hard to impress people these days. . . ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/4 "2001-01-19T11:52:53Z")
Well, _we’re_ flying out the Miami Dolphin cheereaders for the ship’s Superbowl party. Pth-th-th-th. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/5 "2001-01-19T11:55:31Z")
Oh yeah?!?! Well I can look at and/or touch the beautiful taterbody whenever I choose! So there! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/6 "2001-01-19T12:15:36Z")
Well _I_ have a **tater** postcard on my desk… so there! ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/7 "2001-01-19T12:26:48Z")
Yeah, well I have a picture of the taterasscrack stuck to my computer monitor! So phoeey on you! Pthhhh. ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/8 "2001-01-19T12:28:40Z")
I always thought strip clubs (and now that you have brought it up, Playboy Bunny Parties) were rather like a restaurant where they show you delicious looking food but don’t let you eat it. ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/9 "2001-01-19T12:30:34Z")
Yeah, but after you leave the restaurant don’t you feel inspired to cook up something tasty at home? 😉 Of course, if you have no food in the house that could be a bummer… ---
**Author:** ![Doobieous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Doobieous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doobieous)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/10 "2001-01-19T12:32:14Z")
Well Nenno, I would be jealous if you were partying with a bunch of hot male models, but you aren’t so i’m not. So there 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/11 "2001-01-19T15:10:54Z")
In that case, **Doob** , maybe you should be jealous of the Bunnies!!! (they get to party with _me_) 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Blackclaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e68b1a/32.png) [@Blackclaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackclaw)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/12 "2001-01-19T15:14:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tatertot \* > \*\*Yeah, well I have a picture of the taterasscrack stuck to my computer monitor! So phoeey on you! Pthhhh. \*\* So everytime you look at your computer you moon yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Lazarus7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/67e7ee/32.png) [@Lazarus7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lazarus7)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/13 "2001-01-19T16:50:31Z")
I, for one, am impressed! Nothing quite like the awe and mystery of a playboy bunny. Be sure to kiss one for me. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/14 "2001-01-19T17:05:17Z")
What’s the point of looking if you can’t touch? No Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/15 "2001-01-19T19:02:03Z")
> [@](#): > > What’s the point of looking if you can’t touch? Whoever said we couldn’t touch??? These girls are not going there to ‘model’, they are going there for the same reason I am- to get drunk and have a good time. If luck falls my way, one of them will get _really_ drunk and I will start looking like (insert favorite stud actor here). … Here’s hoping. ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/16 "2001-01-19T19:45:08Z")
Sorry, **Bear** , I’ve got a near perfect wife at home with soft curves no skinny ass, plastic Bunny could touch. (Hmmm, though I find that image woodening…) ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/17 "2001-01-19T19:50:41Z")
Sorry, **Bear** , I’ve got a near perfect wife at home with soft curves no skinny ass, plastic Bunny could touch. (Hmmm, though I find that image woodening…) ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/18 "2001-01-19T20:01:36Z")
Damn! Stoopid slow board… Although, I got off on reading that twice. ---
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-ha-you-will-be-so-jealous-of-me/50741/19 "2001-01-19T20:04:06Z")
mmm…bunnies…