# Ha Ha Ha, Screw You "Truth" Truck for gay marriage **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 8, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644 "2004-09-08T12:59:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/61 "2004-09-16T03:28:44Z")
> [@Debaser](#): > > So, let me get this straight: If you do something that might cause the Democrats to not win votes, they get to throw rocks at you! Whaat? Where did I say that it was right that they did this? Where did I say I approved of the rock throwing? I was responding to your comment of > [@Debaser](#): > > In any case, I don’t see what’s so offensive and outragous about it that would incite people to throw rocks at it. I was explaining why the rock throwers threw the rocks. They felt that pushing this issue would lose them votes, and help keep Bush in the White House. It pissed them off. Being pissed off does not make it right to throw rocks. Or staplers. But it was easy to understand their frustration. ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/62 "2004-09-16T03:42:33Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Waitaminute … is this going to be required? Because the wife will be mighty pissed if I have to divorce her to marry some guy (no matter how cute he may be). Let me explain. Everyone knows that if we legalize gay marriage, then polygamy will follow shortly\*. And once that happens, then you, your wife, and the cute guy can all get hitched, and then everyone will be happy. See how amazingly wonderful everything works out when the Democrats are in control? \*Of course it was also a known fact that if New Hampshire allowed civil unions, then polygamy will shortly follow. No doubt Gary Bauer will soon be along to explain why he was wrong about that. ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2004, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/63 "2004-09-16T03:50:53Z")
> [@ITR champion](#): > > Let me explain. > > Everyone knows that if we legalize gay marriage, then polygamy will follow shortly\*. And once that happens, then you, your wife, and the cute guy can all get hitched, and then everyone will be happy. See how amazingly wonderful everything works out when the Democrats are in control? I thought that sex with dogs was supposed to be the second thing after gay marriage? So hard to keep track. But I am quite certain based on Republican propaganda that hetero marriage will be outlawed as soon as gay mariage is legalized. So since I have great hope that legalized gay marriage IS going to be here in my lifetime, I’m kinda looking around in my neighbohood to see which one of the other dads would be the most snuggly. Those dads who are taken by suprise and get the dregs will sure be sorry. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/64 "2004-09-17T00:12:37Z")
> [@BoringDad](#): > > I thought that sex with dogs was supposed to be the second thing after gay marriage? So hard to keep track. But I am quite certain based on Republican propaganda that hetero marriage will be outlawed as soon as gay mariage is legalized. So since I have great hope that legalized gay marriage IS going to be here in my lifetime, I’m kinda looking around in my neighbohood to see which one of the other dads would be the most snuggly. Those dads who are taken by suprise and get the dregs will sure be sorry. Dude, get it straight. So to speak. First same-sex marriage, _then_ pedophilia, then polygamy, then beastiality, then necrophilia. It’s all clearly written in the latest copy of the Gay Agenda, which is available at your local post office, antique store, or leather bar. You should get the latest edition, which has a fabulous addendum on how to be a “screaming queen” and a “whiny queer.” ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/65 "2004-09-17T01:47:00Z")
So much for free (political) speech. Well the Founding Fathers had a good long run, I guess it’s time to try a new system. ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/66 "2004-09-17T02:08:31Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > So much for free (political) speech. Well the Founding Fathers had a good long run, I guess it’s time to try a new system. What a collossal load of bullshit. The driver wasn’t arrested for driving the truck with his bullshit on it. He was arrested for causing a public disturbance and pinning a police officer’s arm against his truck. He’s every bit as free to say whatever hateful bullshit he cares to, just like everyone is free to call him on it and tell him to get lost. You might want to think twice before giving up on our current system. Our current system is the one that lets **you** go around blithely telling loving homosexuals that their relationship is “an insult to your marriage.” You seem to enjoy doing that. But I guess the part that bugs you is that this is the same system that lets other people call you out for being a bigot. Because if people call you on it, they might actually have to _think_ about the hateful shit they’re saying, and they might even have to change their minds! And then you’d have homosexual people who are happy and living their lives in peace! I’m sure the founding fathers didn’t want that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be off in the pursuit of happiness. ---
**Author:** ![BoringDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@BoringDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoringDad)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2004, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644/67 "2004-09-17T02:58:26Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > So much for free (political) speech. Well the Founding Fathers had a good long run, I guess it’s time to try a new system. Yeah, free speech is dead. Why, just last night around 11 pm I was on the sidewalk with a bullhorn shouting obscenities about George Bush into my neighbors windows. And you know what? Those liberal fascist free speech hating cops made me stop! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ha-ha-ha-screw-you-truth-truck-for-gay-marriage/263644.md?page=3)