# HAARP!?!!??

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [December 12, 1999, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031 "1999-12-12T21:31:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/1 "1999-12-12T21:31:00Z")

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HAARP!?!?! Cecil apparently has not written on this yet- what say the Masses?

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**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/2 "1999-12-12T21:48:00Z")

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What the hell is haarp?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/3 "1999-12-12T21:54:00Z")

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[HAARP](http://www.haarp.alaska.edu/)

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**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/4 "1999-12-12T21:59:00Z")

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They have a semi-junky website. Other than that I have no opinion. Why do you ask?

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“There’s a snake in my boot!”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 12, 1999, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/5 "1999-12-12T23:51:00Z")

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On the Art Bell Parody website, I found a veritable litany of wacky stuff that evidently comprises a lot of the subjects that Art does his pandering on. IIRC, the list included a reference to HAARP, but there was nothing specific about what types of things Art allows his special guest lunatic of the night to accuse HAARP of. But I do gather that HAARP is on Art’s radar screen, along with MIB, black helicopters, crop circles, alien abductions, cattle mutilations, and so on, _ad infinitum_ (or is it _ad nauseum_?).

Might this be the kind of thing you were looking for, FriarTed?

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Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.  
Mark Twain

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**Author:** ![Erroneous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71c47a/32.png) [@Erroneous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erroneous)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/6 "1999-12-13T00:21:00Z")

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Previous thread kinda about HAARP:

[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000697.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000697.html)

And in contrast to the official site, here’s a good “foaming at the mouth with paranoia” site about HAARP:

[http://www.xyz.net/~nohaarp/pandora.htm](http://www.xyz.net/~nohaarp/pandora.htm)

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/7 "1999-12-13T00:22:00Z")

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Wasn’t something like this invented many years ago already.

I seem to recall Simon Bar Sinister received the patent.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/8 "1999-12-13T00:53:00Z")

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Erroneous said:

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> Previous thread kinda about HAARP:  
> [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000697.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000697.html)

I remember that thread. I KILLED that thread just by posting to it ONCE!

…or maybe it **was** the Men In Black.

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Of course truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense.  
Mark Twain

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**Author:** ![Krispy\_Original](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ec9cab/32.png) [@Krispy\_Original](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krispy_Original)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 1999, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/9 "1999-12-13T03:47:00Z")

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Here is a link to an article from Popular Electronics Magazine:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/ebrain.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/ebrain.htm)

Here is a link to a European Parliament Resolution:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/europar.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/europar.htm)

Here is a link to an Associated Press article concerning “LIDA” a machine made in the 1950’s by the Soviets:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/lida.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/lida.htm)

Here is a link to an article writte by Dr. Rauni Kilde, formerly Chief Medical Officer for Finland:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/kilde1.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/kilde1.htm)

Here is a link to an ITV News Bureau, Ltd article concerning the US military’s UNclassified thought-influencing gadgets, used in the Persian Gulf War:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/silsound.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/silsound.htm)

Here is a link to a NEXUS Magazine article written by the Editor/Publisher of the Resonance Newsletter of the MENSA Bioelectromagnetics Special Interest Group. The article concerns Aerial Mind-Control:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/commsolo.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/commsolo.htm)

Here is a link to a British Medical Journal article appealing for medicine to guard against it’s knowledge being used for weapons development:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/bmj315.htm](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/bmj315.htm)

Here’s a link to a Timeline of Important Dates in the History of Electromagnetic Technology and Mind Control:  
[http://www.calweb.com/~welsh/timeline.htm](http://www.calweb.com/~welsh/timeline.htm)

Here’s a link that explain the various mind control technologies:  
[http://home.nas.net/~raven1/uncom.htm#CLASS](http://home.nas.net/~raven1/uncom.htm#CLASS)

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [December 14, 1999, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/10 "1999-12-14T01:57:00Z")

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And here’s a link to a great big picture of me:  
[http://www.netcom.com/~rogermw/rogerlt.jpg](http://www.netcom.com/~rogermw/rogerlt.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Erik\_Raven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c4cdca/32.png) [@Erik\_Raven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erik_Raven)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haarp/17031/11 "1999-12-16T21:54:00Z")

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Ah, HAARP. For those uninitiated to this wonderful topic, it can be best described as one of the following:

A) A military program, costing taxpayers roughly $10-20 million each year, involving large arrays of antennas in Alaska to research military radio communications and the atmosphere. HAARP funding is not requested by DOD, it is a bit of pork added on each year by Ted Stevens, chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee and its Subcommittee on Defense.

B) A massive secret government program with potentially disasterous consequences, from ripping a new hole in the ozone layer to allowing government mind control.

Position B is best advocated by the book “Angels Don’t Play This HAARP.” Position A is best advocated by sanity.
