# Hack her to death with a kitchen knife. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 30, 2004, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256 "2004-08-30T16:42:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/61 "2004-08-31T17:12:44Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > The thread in which it was introduced inspired me to name **tdn** as one of my two favorite posters, Really? Aw, shucks! :o Who’s the other? ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/62 "2004-08-31T19:01:32Z")
I must Confess, I think this thread’s theme song should contain these lyrics: - And I’m so lonely Feel like I’m gonna Hack hack hack hack it apart \* ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/63 "2004-08-31T19:35:53Z")
I propose, in honor of “South Park,” that all future #3’s shall read: 1. Profit! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/64 "2004-08-31T19:53:23Z")
> [@Chastain86](#): > > I propose, in honor of “South Park,” that all future #3’s shall read: > > 1. Profit! I’m afraid your attempt at jocularity is lost upon my delicate sensibilities. Can you explain the reference? I haven’t seen that show for years. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/65 "2004-08-31T19:59:32Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I’m afraid your attempt at jocularity is lost upon my delicate sensibilities. Can you explain the reference? I haven’t seen that show for years. There was an episode where Tweak had a bunch of gnomes stealing his underwear, but nobody believed him. Some stuff happened that I don’t remember and they ended up in the gnomes hideout. They explained their profit plan as follows: 1.) Steal Underpants 2.) ??? 3.) Profit As for using “Profit” as the new #3 on lists to avoid overused SDMB cliches, I like it. It has a beat and you can dance to it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/66 "2004-08-31T20:09:21Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > There was an episode where Tweak had a bunch of gnomes stealing his underwear, but nobody believed him. _snork_ That sounds great. And I missed it! And they’ll never show that one ever again! Never, never, never! _runs away, sobbing like a schoolgirl_ ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/67 "2004-08-31T20:17:58Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > As for using “Profit” as the new #3 on lists to avoid overused SDMB cliches, I like it. It has a beat and you can dance to it. Sorry, but PLEASE NO! It’s been done to death elsewhere on the internet. I’d hate to see it infest us over here. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/68 "2004-09-01T13:49:44Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > I hear ya Ggurl 😉 > (Fucking coincidence of gravity and meaning–Synchronicity.) > > It is quite disturbing. > 3) Pussycow Whooosh! Whud I do? ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/69 "2004-09-01T15:13:50Z")
1. I’ve done Hi, Opal! 2. I’m not ashamed 3. There is no 3. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/70 "2004-09-01T16:56:01Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Whud I do? You came up with a really cool, memorable username, that’s what you did. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/71 "2004-09-01T17:01:04Z")
Aw, shucks. ::bats eyelashes:: ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/72 "2004-09-01T17:50:10Z")
I’m just miffed that nobody ever adopted _my_ original suggestion for a new #3: 1. Axe-wielding baboon on the loose! I’ma go pout now. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256/73 "2004-09-02T04:19:49Z")
Well, I like your username anyway :D. Very neat. I didn’t get the reference to “hack her to death with a kitchen knife”, but I liked in for it’s sick “frog in a blender” type humor. I missed all the “hi Opal” threads that started the trend, so I never did it. But I don’t think folks that use an in joke are some sort of nonthinking dullards that can’t think of anything on their own. IMHO, it’s just a silly bit of camaraderie. sheesh, lighten up folks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hack-her-to-death-with-a-kitchen-knife/262256.md?page=3)