# HAHA! Paris Hilton **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877 "2003-11-07T13:24:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/1 "2003-11-07T13:24:59Z")
From [IMDb](http://www.imdb.com) > [@](#): > > Paris Hilton’s Parents Threaten Legal Action Over Sex Tape > The parents of hotel heiress Paris Hilton are threatening legal action against anyone who helps make an amateur porn tape of their daughter public. Hilton’s mum and dad are vowing to “vigorously” prosecute the “criminal” responsible for the footage shot three years ago, featuring a 19-year-old Paris and her then older boyfriend - Shannen Doherty’s husband Rick Solomon. According to gossip website Page [Six.Com](http://Six.Com), an anonymous mole has given copies of the video to various media outlets in an attempt to make money. A statement by Hilton’s fuming parents reads, “The Hilton family is greatly saddened at how low human beings will stoop to exploit their daughter Paris, who is sweet-natured, for their own self-promotion as well as profit motives. Paris is working very hard on her career. The release of a private tape between a younger girl and her older boyfriend is more than upsetting. Anyone in any way involved in this video is guilty of criminal activity, and will be vigorously prosecuted.” That’s _really_ funny. Not necessarily the tape, but the parent’s comment’s. ---
**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/2 "2003-11-07T13:37:30Z")
hehe… I’m going to check Kazaa right away… how long before it goes “public” ? ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/3 "2003-11-07T13:41:02Z")
Paris Hilton has a career?? ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/4 "2003-11-07T13:45:33Z")
I’m sorry, this is perhaps the stupidest thing I’ve ever said on this board, but I have to ask - When Paris Hilton goes to Paris, does she stay at the Paris Hilton? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/5 "2003-11-07T13:46:44Z")
As a social parasite, fake celebrity and general ogle-magnet, **Skopo**. She and her sister are both well on their way to the top of that ladder. ---
**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/6 "2003-11-07T14:06:30Z")
wow… kazzaa has many versions… lets see which are the real thing ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/7 "2003-11-07T14:33:37Z")
There’s also a pic of her floating around where the sweet-natured little thing apparantly forgot put on panties, and gives a good show getting out of a car (wearing a short skirt). Nice! Do a Google on “Paris Hilton’s aversion to panties” to see it. ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/8 "2003-11-07T14:45:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Skopo \* > \*\*Paris Hilton has a career?? \*\* I thought doin’ the nasty with older men WAS her career… ---
**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/9 "2003-11-07T14:52:25Z")
Please… like she doesn’t want this to get out? This will get her even more publicity than the “no panties” shot… she loves it… she wants to be a celebrity… ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/10 "2003-11-07T14:53:21Z")
“featuring a 19-year-old Paris and her then older boyfriend” Does that mean she’s older than him now? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/11 "2003-11-07T15:13:09Z")
There is a god, and he loves me. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/12 "2003-11-07T15:42:19Z")
This is terrible. All those years of hard work and paying her dues in obscurity. Finally, she’s on the verge of becoming a star with her upcoming television series (a documentary series on low income farm families as I understand it). And now this blight upon her career and life. In this dark hour, our hearts and prayers are with Miss Hilton. Be brave, young Paris, be brave. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/13 "2003-11-07T16:02:18Z")
“Anyone in any way involved in this video is guilty of criminal activity, and will be vigorously prosecuted.” That would be her then: " Hilton’s representatives say she knew the video was being made, ." AP News ([http://www.kiontv.com/](http://www.kiontv.com/)) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/14 "2003-11-07T16:13:40Z")
Naked pictures of Paris should only be found on her parents fireplace mantle. ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/15 "2003-11-07T16:35:56Z")
It is a sad day when a society puts unnecessary pressures on a 19 year-old girl to have sex while allowing her older boyfriend to take advantage of her inexperience and video tape it. I would have hoped that our civilization would have moved past being fascinated by celebrity porn tapes. In the case of the Pamela Anderson tape, that fad is _so_ 90’s. (If you prefer replace “Pamela Anderson” and “90’s” with “Rob Lowe” and “80’s.”) We need to take a stand against celebrity exploitation. I think as a board we have a responsibility, nay, an _obligation_ to put a stop to this before it goes too far. I think we need to start a letter writing campaign. I’m not sure where the letters will go, but something needs to be done. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/16 "2003-11-07T16:51:20Z")
I’ll write the first letter then: **G** Now… where do I send it? ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/17 "2003-11-07T16:53:56Z")
**Dignan,** I find that market saturation is a good way to make a fad go away. Remember Tomogatchis, for example? They were cool until everyone and their dog had them, and then we all got tired of them and tried to kill them. Therefore, what we need is for every celebrity to produce a porn video and distribute it, so people will get tired of watching celebrities have porn. Problem solved! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/18 "2003-11-07T17:17:11Z")
“Anyone in any way involved in this video is guilty of criminal activity, and will be vigorously prosecuted.” Not true. Her parents actually only have the international distribution rights to her Mexican donkey flick, not this one. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/19 "2003-11-07T17:27:45Z")
Paris Hilton: No panties. No shame. No brain. ---
**Author:** ![Kiting\_Illini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Kiting\_Illini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiting_Illini)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/20 "2003-11-07T17:28:34Z")
{Sally Struthers} Won’t someone _please_ think of the poor Hiltons? {sob…sob…sob} {/Sally Struthers} [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877.md?page=2)