# HAHA! Paris Hilton **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 7, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877 "2003-11-07T13:24:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/41 "2003-11-08T20:52:55Z")
I can’t believen that Paris Hilton meant to be photographed that way. She and her equally grody sister are all about being the utlimate in cool and that opened-faced twat shot is far from cool. It’s gross. If the video was not shot in the US (aren’t the Hiltons known for their jet-setting) then legal drinking age isn’t a problem. Also, if the girl was so out of it that she was drooling on herself and her eyes were rolled back into her head, then I’d have to side with her parents here. But wait! Couldn’t that be a sign of enjoying some extra hot lovin’? Or maybe that’s her modus operandi. Get totally snookered and then have really, really bad sex. I know many people who follow this method. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/42 "2003-11-08T22:11:29Z")
Beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver…MUSHROOM! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/43 "2003-11-08T22:31:58Z")
SNAKE!! ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/44 "2003-11-08T22:33:31Z")
> [@](#): > > opened-faced twat shot Band Name. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/45 "2003-11-08T22:44:16Z")
Wouldn’t a microbiologist have a field day, though? ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/46 "2003-11-09T00:50:23Z")
That reminds me, I need to pluck the turkey. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/47 "2003-11-09T01:41:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*She appears to have a punani like a scrotum. \*\* That was my exact thought. I can only imagine how she’s going to look by the time she’s thirty, what with that year round tan and the excessive partying. _shudder_ ---
**Author:** ![Estilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/848f3c/32.png) [@Estilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Estilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/48 "2003-11-09T02:13:13Z")
London Calling, you are lucky this is a virtual comunity because a real one would burn your house and hang you in the nearest tree for that comment mister. I will never eat turkey again, not such a bad things because in my country turkey isn’t just a typical dish. I will never eat chicken though and for that I hate you. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/49 "2003-11-09T02:19:52Z")
It is like a scrotum exactly how? ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/50 "2003-11-09T02:22:07Z")
This thread is hilarious. 🙂 That’s all I wanted to add. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/51 "2003-11-09T06:06:03Z")
But let’s look at this from Paris Hilton’s point of view. How embarassing is it to have sex with a guy and then have him decide he’d rather be doing Shannen Doherty? That’s got to hurt. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/52 "2003-11-09T11:20:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Revtim \* > \*\*It is like a scrotum exactly how? \*\* Wrinkly and saggy. ---
**Author:** ![Rashak\_Mani](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rashak\_Mani](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rashak_Mani)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/53 "2003-11-09T13:19:14Z")
Darn… to many fake videos… which one is the true one ? ---
**Author:** ![sugaree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@sugaree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sugaree)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/54 "2003-11-09T14:30:30Z")
Well, here’s a picture of [Rick Solomon](http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,12858,00.html), if it helps you guys to id the right video. Uh…happy searching. Anyone else think Shannen Doherty slipped the video to the media herself? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/55 "2003-11-09T14:37:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by sugaree \* > \*\*Well, here’s a picture of [Rick Solomon](http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,12858,00.html), if it helps you guys to id the right video. Uh…happy searching. > > Anyone else think Shannen Doherty slipped the video to the media herself? \*\* Now that would push this little scandal all the way to a six-page layout in The Star, wouldn’t it? I said it in the Pit thread and I’ll say it here: Rik is the scankiest of them all. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/56 "2003-11-09T16:05:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*That was my exact thought. > I can only imagine how she’s going to look by the time she’s thirty, what with that year round tan and the excessive partying. _shudder_ \*\* My favorite was the thread comment made on that photo - “So that is what a billion-dollar beaver looks like. interesting…looks about the same as the cheaper model.” ---
**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/57 "2003-11-09T16:06:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Estilicon \* > \*\*London Calling, you are lucky this is a virtual comunity because a real one would burn your house and hang you in the nearest tree for that comment mister. > I will never eat turkey again, not such a bad things because in my country turkey isn’t just a typical dish. I will never eat chicken though and for that I hate you. \*\* You think _that’s_ bad? I haven’t been able to eat turkey since I was fifteen and read Sylvia Plath’s _The Bell Jar_. > [@](#): > > {paraphrase} Buddy took off his chino pants and laid then across the chair, then took off his underwear which were made of something like nylon fishnet. “They’re cool,” he explained, “and my mother says they wash easily.” Then he just stood there. All I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzard and I felt very depressed.{/paraphrase} (sorry) ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/58 "2003-11-09T17:18:58Z")
. . . talking of “wrinkly and saggy”, it’s me again . . . Until this thread, I’d never heard of this wretch. But from henceforth: Question: “What do you know of Paris Hiltion ?” Me: “Only snatches” \*\*Estilicon \*\* - If memory serves, you’re both a young man and a Latin. By definition you’ll eat chicken and turkey from here to Doomsday, and still not be full 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/59 "2003-11-09T18:19:23Z")
Just to let everyone know, we are being pitted! ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/60 "2003-11-11T02:38:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*Just to let everyone know, we are being pitted! \*\* [Cite](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=222286) 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877.md?page=4)