# HAHA! Paris Hilton

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 7, 2003, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877 "2003-11-07T13:24:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/81 "2003-11-13T19:52:10Z")

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And apparently, she’s done [many more](http://nypost.com/news/regionalnews/10722.htm).

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**Author:** ![Synthesis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@Synthesis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Synthesis)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2003, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/82 "2003-11-13T20:19:00Z")

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If you are looking to see it (in order to discuss this intelligently ;)…

You can find it at the f@cked company website where they are hosting a super-quick link.

Just trying to help those ignorant souls who want to debate it without seeing it first…

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2003, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/83 "2003-11-15T09:27:28Z")

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I just watched this.

I have to disagree that she was a zombie throughout the whole thing, and that Solomon took advantage of her.

So, in one scene, she just lays there? Big deal. Just because she’s famous doesn’t mean she’s a great lay.

I’ve slept with girls who just layed there.

And, based off of the middle and end parts, Hilton knew exactly what she was doing. And who.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/84 "2003-11-16T04:37:35Z")

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And when you think this can’t get any funnier, you read this statement by Hilton’s rep, Siri Garber: “What nobody realizes is that Paris is actually kind of shy.”

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/85 "2003-11-16T05:32:38Z")

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That snatch didn’t look too shy to me. Looked like an old geezers mouth without teeth.

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**Author:** ![DarkPrince](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@DarkPrince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkPrince)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2003, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/86 "2003-11-16T09:14:21Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by crazy grady \*  
> **…she is not near as good in bed as that beautiful Latin Lover, ElSegundo Motel 6.**

/Looks out his window.

Trust me, it isn’t all it’s cracked up to be… :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haha-paris-hilton/211877/87 "2003-11-18T02:15:43Z")

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Anybody think that the reason this got released is to generate buzz for Hilton’s new TV series?

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