# Haiku #2: Ode to my tea

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-2-ode-to-my-tea/181525>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 13, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-2-ode-to-my-tea/181525 "2003-06-13T07:40:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![Grelby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a5b964/32.png) [@Grelby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grelby)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-2-ode-to-my-tea/181525/1 "2003-06-13T07:40:17Z")

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Praises be to you  
O tea that protects me from  
Academic doom

Without your caffeine  
Where would I be tomorrow?  
Asleep? Nay! Awake!

Glorious Earl Gray  
O tea of noble purpose  
My saviour, amen.