# Haiku Madness - Even More Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 3, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719 "2020-09-03T14:47:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2020, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/81 "2020-09-21T16:35:10Z")
Autumn in the air - Seasonal Allergies come - Cheers for Claritin. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/82 "2020-09-22T13:47:04Z")
A quiet Tuesday; six weeks to Election Day and still lots to do ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2020, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/83 "2020-09-22T22:59:38Z")
Vote; Get Out The Vote Change is in the air, so Vote Votiddy Vo-Vote! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/84 "2020-09-23T13:49:29Z")
**Prof**., I quite agree; democracy demands it of all citizens ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/85 "2020-09-23T17:22:14Z")
I am _registered_! I am _ready_! I’m a _lean_, _ **mean** _, **VOTING MACHINE**! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2020, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/86 "2020-09-23T19:34:46Z")
Posted ballot in Mail today, and so did Ma- dame Pepperwinkle. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/87 "2020-09-24T15:10:17Z")
I’m not really a voting machine and my name isn’t Chad, either. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/88 "2020-09-24T15:14:09Z")
His name is Burpo Burpo is the Wonder Mutt Not “A” Mutt, “The” Mutt. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2020, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/89 "2020-09-24T16:37:26Z")
Absolutely right! The **mutt** gets mad props from me Quite a nice doggy ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/90 "2020-09-26T21:46:30Z")
All doggies are nice, especially the ones who can keep their mouths shut. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/91 "2020-09-27T03:13:08Z")
Who is a good boy? Aren’t you a good boy, huh? Who is a good boy? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/92 "2020-09-27T16:47:00Z")
Quondam Mechanic: An Erstwhile Engineer who Writes a good haiku. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/93 "2020-09-27T23:49:03Z")
Wish I could compose stylish haiku instead of run-on sentences. ---
**Author:** ![california\_jobcase](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@california\_jobcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/california_jobcase)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/94 "2020-09-28T00:02:11Z")
The possum got hit he is still warm and not stiff plug in the crock pot ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/95 "2020-09-28T00:46:55Z")
Joaquin Andujar Waxing philosophically Said “Ya ne-ver know” ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/96 "2020-09-28T01:03:32Z")
MissTake not waxing philosophically, decides “It’s time for ice cream.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/97 "2020-09-28T02:10:50Z")
Cricket in bamboo Sighs melody to the moon - Moon never answers ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/98 "2020-09-28T02:32:20Z")
Former physicist And fan of the Professor Admires his haiku ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/99 "2020-09-29T13:41:24Z")
Doc Brown knew physics; did he ever write haiku? Never saw onscreen. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2020, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/100 "2020-09-29T15:41:03Z")
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