# Haiku Madness - Even More Madness **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [September 3, 2020, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719 "2020-09-03T14:47:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/101 "2020-09-30T15:05:12Z")
Make America Great Again: and be progressive - Back To The Future ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2020, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/102 "2020-09-30T19:57:46Z")
The debate last night was no shining moment for our democracy ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2020, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/103 "2020-10-01T21:39:59Z")
“Will you shut up, man?” “You are the worst president We have ever had.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2020, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/104 "2020-10-04T03:51:11Z")
POTUS has COVID. Will it teach him anything? I kinda doubt it. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/105 "2022-03-09T19:59:23Z")
Marge sits, dappled by The sun’s lies about springtime. The wind sends her news. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/106 "2022-06-07T21:34:42Z")
Teddy taught Lizzie To roll over on her back. Next? Driving a car? (Teddy is our foster dog; Lizzie has been running the household for six years, now, as **Dog Empress**.) ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2022, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/107 "2022-06-08T05:25:54Z")
Spouse with a new knee PT and ice packs. We’ll be Soon back to our walks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2022, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/108 "2022-06-24T22:05:03Z")
Soon back to our walks Because who can afford gas Unless it’s from beans ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/109 "2023-04-09T20:33:29Z")
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/110 "2023-04-11T15:17:54Z")
**Lump** , you’ve done better. This sub-par haiku shouldn’t See the light of day. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/111 "2023-04-11T15:59:19Z")
Hey ! Happy birthday To burpo the wonder mutt. Have a lovely day ! 🎂 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/112 "2023-04-11T19:13:53Z")
Have a lovely day! How old is Burpo counting In wonder years, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719/113 "2023-04-11T22:20:14Z")
Thanks all for birthday Wishes. Why, I’m only tree- And-a-half years old. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-even-more-madness/919719.md?page=5)