# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2021, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/181 "2021-02-04T23:22:58Z")
Gave me eleven Pipers piping? Groundhog Day - It’s the new Christmas! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2021, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/182 "2021-02-05T00:38:02Z")
It’s the new Christmas! After the Rapture happens The Earth celebrates. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/183 "2021-02-08T02:07:19Z")
The Earth celebrates. The days are getting longer. Spring is on its way. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/184 "2021-02-08T03:53:34Z")
Spring is on its way. Today, in bare tree branches Bright red: cardinal. (yes, I know, it’s probably been here all winter. But still.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/185 "2021-02-08T12:41:22Z")
Bright red cardinal I spotted him sitting there Right behind the Pope ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/186 "2021-02-08T13:36:41Z")
Right behind the Pope Stand seven stern sentinels: They guard our Francis! ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2021, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/187 "2021-02-08T18:37:11Z")
They guard our Francis, And our Germanys also. (Please pardon spelling.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/188 "2021-02-09T10:37:45Z")
Please pardon spelling Come on, Trump, you have pardoned Everybody else ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2021, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/189 "2021-02-09T12:40:51Z")
Everybody else Likes avocados. Ah, me, I can’t stand the things. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2021, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/190 "2021-02-10T22:16:48Z")
I can’t stand the things Or the doohickeys, or the Whatchamacallits ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/191 "2021-02-11T22:54:14Z")
Whatchamacallits Were not a bad candy bar. Bounty is better. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 11, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/192 "2021-02-11T23:21:01Z")
Bounty is better than famine, all agree; but they’ll drop farmgate price. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/193 "2021-02-16T23:03:09Z")
they’ll drop farmgate price if you buy the whole farmfence I don’t make the rules ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2021, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/194 "2021-02-16T23:43:51Z")
I don’t make the rules; If I did, weight gain from cake Is the first to go. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/195 "2021-02-17T15:13:07Z")
Is the first to go That last to turn out the lights? Or is that Herman? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/196 "2021-02-18T03:29:46Z")
Or is that _Herman_ Coming up the steps from your Dungeon, Grandpa? Well? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/197 "2021-02-18T05:32:56Z")
Dungeon, Grandpa? Well? Why are you digging that deep hole in the back yard? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/198 "2021-02-18T12:25:10Z")
Hole in the back yard? I have a body that I Need to dispose of ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/199 "2021-02-18T15:56:04Z")
Need to dispose of Bodies or other contraband? Call Inter-All now! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 19, 2021, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/200 "2021-02-19T13:15:15Z")
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