# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2001 "2023-03-13T13:43:21Z")
Who had seven kings? Why, the Romans did of course - Then, the Republic. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2023, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2002 "2023-03-13T16:30:25Z")
Then, the Republic, all singing a Battle Hymn, marched forth to glory. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2003 "2023-03-15T16:29:29Z")
Marched forth to glory, Then took a bus back again - My feet were quite sore. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2004 "2023-03-15T16:34:04Z")
My feet were quite sore. I used the wrong foot ware for Climbing the cliff face. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2005 "2023-03-15T17:45:13Z")
Climbing the Cliff face Was a challenge, 'specially cuz Cliff didn’t like it ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2023, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2006 "2023-03-15T19:24:36Z")
Cliff didn’t like it When I edited his plans Without telling him. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2007 "2023-03-16T02:28:04Z")
Without telling him I nominated our Cliff To be the class clown ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 9:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2008 "2023-03-16T09:36:15Z")
To be the class clown Make fart sounds with your armpits 'less you’re in college ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2023, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2009 "2023-03-16T18:15:36Z")
'Less you’re in college Don’t preach in the library, Or not even if. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2010 "2023-03-21T14:13:47Z")
Or not even if Don’t even think about why Nor how, who, or where ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2011 "2023-03-23T20:17:39Z")
Nor how, who, or where; but reporters know better. Get me the _Tribune_! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2012 "2023-03-23T20:24:00Z")
“Get me the Tribune!” Cried out Julius Caesar; “Better yet - get two!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2013 "2023-03-23T21:58:36Z")
“Better yet - get two!” (my shout to the shoe salesman) (I’d ordered a shoe) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2014 "2023-03-23T22:25:37Z")
(I’d ordered a shoe) “Why just one, the salesman asked?” “'Cause, I’m Pegleg Pete.” ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2015 "2023-03-24T03:28:18Z")
Cause I’m Pegleg Pete I step on toes then pretend I don’t even know ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2016 "2023-03-24T03:51:27Z")
I don’t even know Why I have stayed up so late Time to go to bed! ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2017 "2023-03-24T12:25:39Z")
Time to go to bed Then time to make the donuts I made the donuts ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2018 "2023-03-24T16:03:50Z")
I made the donuts, then I ate most of them (BURP), then I got fired. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2019 "2023-03-24T16:06:15Z")
Then I got fired up about baking fruit pies. Now everyone’s full. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2020 "2023-03-25T06:45:51Z")
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