# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2021 "2023-03-25T12:02:28Z")
Just like Thanksgiving I am not gonna eat a Piece of pumpkin pie ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2022 "2023-03-25T14:16:48Z")
Piece of pumpkin pie, Though I’d rather have pecan, Is delicious too. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2023 "2023-03-25T17:06:38Z")
Is delicious, too Full of calories and carbs That’s my ice cream cone ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2024 "2023-03-25T18:48:45Z")
That’s my ice cream cone Touch it and yer dead man step Away from the cone ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2025 "2023-03-25T21:45:09Z")
Away from the cone, Beldar just wasn’t himself or so Prymaat said ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2023, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2026 "2023-03-25T23:48:30Z")
Or so Prymaat said. But SNL has moved on - Don’t need no more 'Heads ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2027 "2023-03-26T00:29:34Z")
“Don’t need no more 'Heads,” the anarchists cried as one; “Let there be chaos!” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2028 "2023-03-26T00:42:50Z")
“Let there be chaos!” Was the true beginning Word; We fulfill that well. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2029 "2023-03-26T15:38:57Z")
We fulfill that well; most Dopers have a talent for joyous excess ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2030 "2023-03-26T16:06:03Z")
For joyous excess you can’t do much better than the Straight Dope forums. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2023, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2031 "2023-03-26T23:20:10Z")
The Straight Dope forums: I understand there are a Few dipsticks present. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2032 "2023-03-27T04:15:55Z")
Few dipsticks present Little problem to those who Check on the car’s fluids ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2023, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2033 "2023-03-27T16:36:28Z")
Check on the car’s fluids – is actually six syllables. So, in keeping with the 5-7-5 scheme… Check the car’s fluids? Just inspect the puddles that Are underneath it. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2034 "2023-03-28T15:10:33Z")
Are underneath it My secret stash of peanuts? Lift that elephant! ---
**Author:** ![NinthAcolyte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ninthacolyte/32/13676_2.png) [@NinthAcolyte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinthAcolyte)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2035 "2023-03-28T15:12:51Z")
Lift that elephant! Pachyderm ascendancy Is the greatest good. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2036 "2023-03-28T15:37:10Z")
Is the greatest good Patting this specific cat? He clearly thinks so. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2037 "2023-03-28T19:00:30Z")
He clearly thinks so He thinks he won the damn thing Guess of whom I speak ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2023, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2038 "2023-03-28T19:13:54Z")
Guess of whom I speak and maybe I will tell you… or not, I don’t know ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2039 "2023-03-30T00:48:02Z")
…“Or Not.” I don’t know How that begins. Could it be “Ripley’s Believe it…?” ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2040 "2023-03-30T02:01:28Z")
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