# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2023, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2041 "2023-03-30T10:34:53Z")
Believe in nothing. Yeah kids, stop clapping your hands. Let Tinkerbell die! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2042 "2023-03-31T03:37:00Z")
Let Tinkerbell die. That’s what you must do when you Finally grow up. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2043 "2023-03-31T03:49:49Z")
Finally grow up And get a real job slacker Your hair’s greasy too ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2044 "2023-03-31T11:16:50Z")
Your hair’s greasy. Too Long since it’s been washed. Please go Lather, rinse, repeat. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2045 "2023-03-31T12:42:28Z")
Lather, rinse, repeat Lather, rinse, repeat again But when do I stop? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2046 "2023-03-31T13:02:59Z")
But when do I stop? Because I can keep going 'til the cows come home ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2047 "2023-03-31T14:11:13Z")
'Til the cows come home I will not have any milk For my cereal. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2048 "2023-03-31T15:57:28Z")
For my cereal, I prefer gussied-up grits. No milk is need. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2049 "2023-03-31T16:14:13Z")
No milk is need(ed) If I’m just having coffee Nope, no way au lait ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2050 "2023-03-31T16:32:13Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > No milk is need(ed) D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2051 "2023-03-31T18:34:53Z")
Nope, No-Way Au Lait ain’t my favorite French guy; that’s No-Time Toulouse. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2023, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2052 "2023-03-31T21:31:43Z")
That’s No-Time Toulouse Seems he’s always rushing off To the Moulin Rouge ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2023, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2053 "2023-04-01T00:26:26Z")
To the Moulin Rouge! We might see Nicole Kidman! Later: Grand Guignol! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2054 "2023-04-02T03:04:51Z")
Later, Grand Guignol Will run hot and cold showers Of horror and mirth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2023, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2055 "2023-04-02T16:19:24Z")
Of horror and mirth I think I know a little; I much prefer mirth ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2056 "2023-04-03T11:43:13Z")
I much prefer mirth To a swift poke in the eye With a sharpened stick. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2057 "2023-04-03T14:21:23Z")
With a sharpened stick They dug roots, tubers, and grubs. All ate well that night. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2058 "2023-04-03T18:04:08Z")
All ate well that night We stalked that wild buffalo And bought him dinner ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2023, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2059 "2023-04-03T18:59:51Z")
And bought him dinner at noon, every other day except for leap years. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2060 "2023-04-04T15:00:41Z")
Except for leap years Three hundred sixty-five days Seems to work just fine [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=102) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=104)