# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2061 "2023-04-04T15:13:02Z")
Seems to work just fine While new; but not reviewing 'Til it lasts a while ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2062 "2023-04-04T15:13:19Z")
Seems to work just fine Until it doesn’t. Then it’s Off to the dumpster. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2063 "2023-04-04T17:23:18Z")
'Til it lasts a while I’ll hold my opinion, then Off to the dumpster. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2064 "2023-04-04T19:57:29Z")
Well done ! Off to the dumpster with all my unwanted junk… Unless you want it … ? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2065 "2023-04-04T20:06:27Z")
Unless you want it I will be disposing of My used handkerchief ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2066 "2023-04-04T21:13:42Z")
My used handkerchief Available on eBay A buck ninety-nine. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2067 "2023-04-04T21:24:35Z")
A buck ninety-nine. That’s almost the price of a Single Hershey Kiss. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2023, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2068 "2023-04-04T21:55:08Z")
Single “Hershey Kiss” was obscure hit for Elvis then he ate them all ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2069 "2023-04-05T10:02:40Z")
Then he ate them all Every M&M. And why Aren’t they called just “M’s”? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2070 "2023-04-05T10:18:16Z")
Aren’t they just called “M’s”? Or maybe “W’s”, or Sigmas on the side. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2023, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2071 "2023-04-05T14:14:54Z")
Sigmas on the side. What would your wife have to say About _that_, frat boy? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2072 "2023-04-07T12:26:33Z")
About that frat boy… Double secret probation Is where he’s headed ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2073 "2023-04-07T15:39:32Z")
Is where he’s headed Paved with good intentions or A slippery slope? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2023, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2074 "2023-04-07T18:44:39Z")
A slippery slope is the best kind, don’t you think? Who wants a dead slope? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2075 "2023-04-08T13:28:03Z")
Who wants a dead slope? Anyone? Anyone? Off To ebay it goes ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2076 "2023-04-09T05:02:42Z")
To eBay it goes – But nobody placed a bid. A waste of my time. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2077 "2023-04-09T06:32:16Z")
A waste of my time, Just sitting while the buds burst, In the shade, drinking. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2023, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2078 "2023-04-09T10:49:03Z")
In the shade, drinking A mug of hot cocoa, am I doing it right? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2079 "2023-04-11T12:01:34Z")
I doing it right Now. I doing it real good. Writing Englishly. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2023, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2080 "2023-04-11T13:13:48Z")
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