# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 106
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2101 "2023-04-16T03:02:36Z")
“So I’d best do it,” duke Punctuation told me, and I just let him. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2102 "2023-04-16T10:52:46Z")
And I just let him Give me a million dollars Well, what would you do? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2103 "2023-04-16T14:59:54Z")
Well, what would you do? Quite probably the same thing for lots o’ money ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2104 "2023-04-17T04:15:03Z")
For lots o’ money There are thinks I would not do. Lots that I would, though. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2105 "2023-04-17T14:44:43Z")
Lots that I would, though Approve for subdivision Must meet Town standards. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2106 "2023-04-17T15:06:17Z")
Must meet Town Standards – His name’s a little weird but He’s quite a nice guy. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2107 "2023-04-17T15:10:11Z")
He’s quite a nice guy So quiet, kept to himself No one suspected… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2108 "2023-04-17T20:36:00Z")
No one suspected Town Standards had a secret; oh, it was _awful!_ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2109 "2023-04-17T20:40:50Z")
~~No one suspected My doughnut theft, 'til they saw Sugar on my chin~~ oh, it was awful! getting ninja’d by the Heir I had good haiku! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2023, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2110 "2023-04-17T21:04:18Z")
I had a haiku, Running seven-five-seven. Sadly, turned around. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2023, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2111 "2023-04-18T09:51:00Z")
Sadly turned around To his brother Town and said “We have stupid names”. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2112 "2023-04-19T16:16:05Z")
“We have stupid names” but there’s not much we can do. I blame the parents. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2113 "2023-04-19T18:54:49Z")
I blame the parents. It’s the easy thing to do - also, the Chinese! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2114 "2023-04-19T19:42:45Z")
Also, the Chinese restaurant will be open While we’ll be in town. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2023, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2115 "2023-04-19T20:11:39Z")
While we’ll be in town Let’s stop at the Waffle House I hear it’s classy ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2116 "2023-04-20T00:34:06Z")
I hear it’s classy To keep your tiara on At Olive Garden. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2117 "2023-04-20T01:27:03Z")
At Olive Garden Wearing a tiara is Severely overdressed _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2118 "2023-04-20T08:22:19Z")
“Severely overdressed” Is easy to achieve at Nudist colonies. (And yes, “severely overdressed” is six syllables. Not my fault.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2119 "2023-04-20T11:49:24Z")
Nudist colonies Have me puzzled, where do they Clip their name badges? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2023, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2120 "2023-04-20T19:42:21Z")
Clip their name badges, Apply some origami, Woot! they’re sporting bling. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=105) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=107)