# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2141 "2023-04-26T02:41:21Z")
“Of a bowling ball” Is like “To a Nightengale”, An enthralling ode. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2142 "2023-04-26T15:04:16Z")
An enthralling ode To a dirty, dusty road (I’m in rhyming mode) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2143 "2023-04-26T23:30:21Z")
I’m in rhyming mode - Universal product code And a megapode. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2144 "2023-04-27T00:38:07Z")
And a megapode, Clucking its way down the road: Its megapode code. (Really desperate.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2145 "2023-04-27T02:08:07Z")
It’s megapode code Available to download Even from commode ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2146 "2023-04-27T02:55:15Z")
Even from commode While you’re dropping a large load You might yet be towed. (I think I ought to go get some sleep.) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2147 "2023-04-27T12:08:53Z")
You might yet be towed Universal product code Underground railroad ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2148 "2023-04-27T21:40:57Z")
Underground railroad; Sandra and Keanu rode It to street level. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2149 "2023-04-28T10:27:43Z")
It to street level Emerged, adjusted his hair, Called cousin Gomez ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2150 "2023-04-28T13:48:31Z")
Called cousin Gomez And asked for family news. They’re all going mad. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2151 "2023-04-28T13:55:18Z")
They’re all going mad For the latest fad; but I Don’t know what it is. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2152 "2023-04-28T17:33:55Z")
Don’t know what it is, What it does, what it isn’t . . . That’s the lyrics, right? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2153 "2023-04-28T18:28:48Z")
That’s the lyrics, right? Na na na na-na-na-naaa And it’s called Hey Jude? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2023, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2154 "2023-04-28T21:03:31Z")
And it’s called hay, Jude. Not fodder or straw or feed. Just feed the horses… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2155 "2023-04-29T00:23:48Z")
Just feed the horses The cows, chickens, and pigs can Head to McDonald’s ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2023, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2156 "2023-04-29T00:39:53Z")
Head to McDonald’s Farm, on which he has some chicks: E-I-E-I-O ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2157 "2023-04-30T01:04:20Z")
E-I-E-I-O? Stole all the vowels from the Welsh, bloody Vikings? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2158 "2023-05-03T21:24:12Z")
Welsh, bloody Vikings? No, they’ll pay you what they owe; but that word is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2159 "2023-05-03T21:39:50Z")
But that word is wrong. I don’t care if you say it’s Cromulent. It’s not. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2023, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2160 "2023-05-03T21:51:18Z")
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