# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 110
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2181 "2023-05-10T10:01:55Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > 'as a French poodle… (_applause_) ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2182 "2023-05-10T13:28:54Z")
Elon Musk’s next child Is to be raised on the moon If the rocket works. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2183 "2023-05-10T17:40:14Z")
If the rocket works i’ll be on mars in no time - but there’s no return. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2184 "2023-05-10T17:42:43Z")
But there’s no return without a proper receipt; there goes my ten bucks! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2185 "2023-05-10T17:50:04Z")
There goes my ten bucks, Scampering down the meadow, A doe by that tree. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2023, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2186 "2023-05-10T22:26:46Z")
A doe by that tree Be doing flips. A doe be Acrobat? Is so! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2187 "2023-05-11T02:21:16Z")
“Acrobat” is so _Not_ on guidance counselors’ College placement tests. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2188 "2023-05-11T02:25:37Z")
College placement tests Steered me toward lighthouse keeper Yeah, I could see that ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2023, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2189 "2023-05-11T15:01:45Z")
Yeah, I could see that; and will Dafoe, Pattinson be my seaside chums? > **[The Lighthouse (2019 film)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lighthouse_(2019_film))** > > The Lighthouse is a 2019 film directed and produced by Robert Eggers, from a screenplay he co-wrote with his brother Max Eggers. It stars Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson as nineteenth-century wickies (lighthouse keepers) in turmoil after being marooned at a remote New England outpost by a wild storm. The film has defied categorization in media, and interpretations of it range from a horror film, a psychological thriller, a survival film, and a character study, among others. > The idea for th... ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2190 "2023-05-14T11:34:55Z")
Be my seaside chums We’ll live in bamboo huts, make Coconut cream pies ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2023, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2191 "2023-05-14T15:10:20Z")
Coconut cream pies are not as good as cherry, but are still yummy ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2192 "2023-05-18T12:11:38Z")
But are still yummy Butter always delicious Butt?..well, that depends ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2193 "2023-05-18T16:47:10Z")
Butt? Well, that depends Will keep it dry at nighttime. At least they claim so. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2194 "2023-05-18T17:05:35Z")
At least they claim so, but what they hell do _they_ know? Zilch, if you ask me. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2195 "2023-05-18T18:17:00Z")
Zilch, if you ask me Your parents should have put more Thought into your name. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2196 "2023-05-19T15:14:28Z")
Thought into your name? I was looking for something That goes with bratwurst ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2197 "2023-05-19T15:18:14Z")
_That_ goes with bratwurst and _that_ goes with lobster bisque; just don’t mix them up! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2198 "2023-05-19T17:29:22Z")
Just don’t mix them up! Ammonia and bleach, that is Your lungs will kill you ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2199 "2023-05-19T17:34:45Z")
Your lungs will kill you If you choose to cheat on them With other organs ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2200 "2023-05-19T18:07:47Z")
With other organs “96 Tears” sounds lame, not Like my Wurlitzer [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=109) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=111)