# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 111
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2201 "2023-05-19T20:43:10Z")
Like my Wurlitzer and my _internal_ organs, they make sweet music ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2023, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2202 "2023-05-19T22:45:15Z")
They make sweet music – A Hammond B-3 paired with A vintage Leslie. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2203 "2023-05-20T00:49:34Z")
A vintage Leslie: Nielsen was the best – Airplane!, Police Squad, et al. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2023, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2204 "2023-05-20T03:16:49Z")
Police Squad, et al Naked Gun Two and a Half Laughs yada yada ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2205 "2023-05-21T12:26:48Z")
Laughs yada yada Seinfeld did it very well It’s about nothing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2023, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2206 "2023-05-21T18:11:34Z")
It’s about nothing; or rather, to be exact, it’s about _little._ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2207 "2023-05-22T12:32:30Z")
It’s about Little Richard, this biography: “Wop Bop a Loo Bop” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2023, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2208 "2023-05-22T14:46:43Z")
“Wop Bop a Loo Bop” Can mean many things. It’s all In the inflection. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2209 "2023-05-23T21:25:32Z")
In the inflection, you must use protection to avoid infection ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2210 "2023-05-23T22:15:53Z")
Avoid infection. Remember to wash your hands Post petting the dog. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2211 "2023-05-23T22:46:43Z")
Post petting the dog. That’s much better than posting Political rants. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2023, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2212 "2023-05-23T23:21:20Z")
Political rants Are just for the ranter, they Change nobody’s mind ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2023, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2213 "2023-05-24T18:22:07Z")
Change nobody’s mind? That’s political discourse - these days, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2214 "2023-05-25T09:59:38Z")
These days, any way I say something, somebody Will be offended ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2215 "2023-05-25T14:47:46Z")
Will be offended By sumpin’ Chris Rock sayin’. Jada say nuffin’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2023, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2216 "2023-05-25T21:40:38Z")
Jada say nuffin’ as she munched a big muffin with Elsie Snuffin > **[Elsie Snuffin](https://westwing.fandom.com/wiki/Elsie_Snuffin?so=search)** > > Elsie Snuffin is a writer who worked with her older step-brother Will Bailey on the Horton Wilde campaign for the California 47th District and briefly at the White House. Both Bailey and Sam Seaborn recognized she had a special talent for writing... ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2217 "2023-05-26T12:05:36Z")
With Elsie Snuffin It was never quite explained Why she disappeared ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2218 "2023-05-26T13:22:44Z")
Why she disappeared? She could not handle my Three Stooges addiction ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2219 "2023-05-26T13:37:14Z")
Stooges Addiction I’m slam dancing to the song Cock In My Pocket ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2220 "2023-05-26T13:41:43Z")
Cock in my pocket isn’t mine, I’m pretty sure; quite disconcerting [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=110) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=112)