# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2221 "2023-05-26T13:44:11Z")
Quite disconcerting Is much of the modern world; But some’s kind of fun. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2222 "2023-05-26T19:44:01Z")
But some’s kind of fun, depending on your mindset; keep it open, dude! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2023, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2223 "2023-05-26T20:10:43Z")
Keep it open, dude! If that hellmouth closes up Those demons stay here. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2224 "2023-05-28T03:13:55Z")
Those demons stay here even after being asked to get the Hell out! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2225 "2023-05-28T11:48:14Z")
To get the Hell out, Or find some courage and stay To face the danger ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2226 "2023-05-28T14:21:50Z")
To face the danger You need courage and your wits. And…that leaves me out. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2023, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2227 "2023-05-28T16:06:41Z")
And that leaves me out, covered in rustling green. Damn nymph amulet. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2228 "2023-05-30T12:18:56Z")
Damn nymph amulet Did not help me at all at The Bellagio ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2229 "2023-05-30T16:59:49Z")
The Bellagio is my fav’rite Vegas place, after Elvis Church ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2230 "2023-05-30T20:30:33Z")
After Elvis Church I said to the priest, thank you Thank you very much ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2231 "2023-05-30T21:37:15Z")
Thank you very much, Ye gods of clement weather. My bills are lower. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2023, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2232 "2023-05-30T21:41:17Z")
My bills are lower now that I live in a shack and eat only rice ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2233 "2023-06-01T14:19:26Z")
And eat only rice? Who in tarnation taught you The keto diet? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2234 "2023-06-01T14:31:52Z")
The **keto** diet? I do the **Kato** Diet! I eat like Bruce Lee! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2235 "2023-06-01T17:23:03Z")
I eat like Bruce Lee Now please pass the judo rolls And karate chops ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2023, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2236 "2023-06-01T21:11:46Z")
And karate chops Break boards and concrete blocks; just Take care of your hands. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2237 "2023-06-02T10:31:24Z")
Take care of your hands And acknowledge that they are The feet of your arms ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2023, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2238 "2023-06-02T18:09:09Z")
The feet of your arms are, as you know, longer than the knee of your spleen ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2239 "2023-06-06T11:24:06Z")
_Th\_ kn\_\_ of your spl\_\_n_ _S\_\_s th\_ b\_\_k\_\_p\_r n\_\_ds sp\_\_d_ “I’ll have an E, Pat.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2240 "2023-06-06T13:08:55Z")
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