# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 113
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2241 "2023-06-06T21:38:54Z")
From my Doper friends I know to expect laughs, cheer; and so I return! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2242 "2023-06-07T10:08:10Z")
And so I return To the dust from whence I came - My house needs cleaning. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2243 "2023-06-07T10:40:12Z")
My house needs cleaning And where’s my robot vacuum? It’s outside, smoking ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2244 "2023-06-07T11:15:39Z")
It’s outside. Smoking A brisket takes twelve hours. Barbecue tonight! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2245 "2023-06-07T16:54:17Z")
Barbecue tonight! Leftovers for weeks. I think I overdo it. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2246 "2023-06-07T17:14:56Z")
I overdo it. But if it’s worth doing, it’s Worth overdoing. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2247 "2023-06-07T22:05:25Z")
Worth overdoing is what makes you happy, and doesn’t hurt others ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2248 "2023-06-08T09:54:33Z")
“Doesn’t hurt others”, you say? Then why are they all Bleeding profusely? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2249 "2023-06-08T13:12:04Z")
Bleeding profusely Would make it much easier For Count Dracula ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2023, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2250 "2023-06-08T20:58:56Z")
For Count Dracula, finding someone like Renfield was pretty crucial ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2251 "2023-06-11T14:38:49Z")
Was pretty crucial To my choice to grow a beard (Losing my razor) ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2252 "2023-06-11T15:59:13Z")
Apologies for the pause in the action but I’ve found my next vehicle: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/fnGwLiB.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/fnGwLiB) ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2253 "2023-06-11T18:57:29Z")
My next vehicle is going to be a doozy ! (I think Ford makes them.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2023, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2254 "2023-06-11T20:20:21Z")
I think Ford makes them but if not, maybe Chevy; sure isn’t a Rolls ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2255 "2023-06-12T05:19:00Z")
Sure. Isn’t a Rolls the car that everyone wants? Just add a chauffeur. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2256 "2023-06-12T12:53:40Z")
Just add a chauffeur To your crotchety old dame: “Driving Miss Daisy” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2257 "2023-06-12T13:35:42Z")
Driving Miss Daisy Would likely be easier If she were a car. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2258 "2023-06-12T13:56:49Z")
Is that the Mitsubishi Haiku ? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2259 "2023-06-12T19:16:46Z")
If she were a car… Plotline of a very bad TV comedy. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2023, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2260 "2023-06-12T19:55:28Z")
TV comedy Has really gone downhill since The days of Get Smart [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=112) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=114)