# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 115
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2281 "2023-06-19T21:45:16Z")
With no stoats, ye gods Have no fur worthy of them. Go ermine or go. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2282 "2023-06-21T02:26:13Z")
“Go Ermine Or Go Home!” What kind of football game Are you playing, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2283 "2023-06-21T03:03:20Z")
Are you playing, huh? Is it pinochle tonight? Be smart with aces. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2284 "2023-06-21T14:05:09Z")
Be smart with aces But in the game of euchre Left and right jacks rule ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2285 "2023-06-21T23:26:41Z")
Left and right, Jacks rule! Kennedy and Kemp, there’s two; be sure to vote, all! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2023, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2286 "2023-06-22T00:08:13Z")
Be sure to vote. All of us depend on sober citizens - - and you. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2287 "2023-06-26T00:50:41Z")
Citizens, and you Know who you are: why the heck Ain’t you gonna vote? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2288 "2023-06-26T02:08:24Z")
Ain’t you gonna vote? Democracy is fragile It’s all our duty ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2289 "2023-06-26T09:52:14Z")
It’s all our duty Not to laugh whenever you Say the word “duty”. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2290 "2023-06-26T14:16:09Z")
Say the word “duty” One more time, motherfucker I double dare you ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2291 "2023-06-26T14:33:59Z")
I double dare you To add an extra sylla- Ble. I just couldn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2292 "2023-06-26T14:47:06Z")
Ble! I just couldn’t. It’s way beyond disgusting To think I’d kiss you ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2293 "2023-06-26T15:18:58Z")
“To think I’d kiss you After you ate vegemite - Nope!” said Amanda. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2294 "2023-06-26T15:48:51Z")
"Nope!” said Amanda And got on her nopetepus And rode out of there. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2295 "2023-06-26T16:04:18Z")
“And” rode out of there, Looking for two phrases or Clauses to connect. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2023, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2296 "2023-06-26T16:25:58Z")
Clauses to connect: like Santa and the Mrs., happy at North Pole ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2297 "2023-06-27T01:13:50Z")
Happy, at North Pole, Died of hypothermia. Leaves only six dwarfs. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2298 "2023-06-27T01:19:14Z")
Leaves, only six dwarfs, And a dozen eggs. Not much For a casserole ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2299 "2023-06-27T02:37:01Z")
For a casserole, I need a glass Pyrex pan at the very start ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2023, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/2300 "2023-06-27T11:59:47Z")
At the very start Hmm, does that take place before The actual start? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=114) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=116)