# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/221 "2021-02-25T16:22:26Z")
The 14th of Feb Is the date you hate when you Haven’t got a date ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2021, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/222 "2021-02-25T17:34:16Z")
Haven’t got a date For my covid vaccine yet But there’s more around. – you know, I’m gonna do this one too, even though I missed the chance: The 14th of Feb Is when the nice yellow cat First mewed at my door. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/223 "2021-02-26T10:36:12Z")
But there’s more around I said, as I hopped around Searching for Legos ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/224 "2021-02-26T11:07:41Z")
Searching for Legos On a map of Africa - Oops! I’ve spelled it wrong. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/225 "2021-02-26T15:49:49Z")
Oops! I’ve spelled it wrong Said the very bad wizard As the shop burned down. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/226 "2021-02-26T17:21:58Z")
As The Shop burned down, Charlie incinerated All the bad agents. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2021, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/227 "2021-02-26T20:40:42Z")
All the bad agents Proved to be unable to Stop Johnny English! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2021, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/228 "2021-02-27T23:02:35Z")
Stop, Johnny! English Is spoken here, shouted the Racist MFer ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/229 "2021-03-01T18:27:14Z")
Racist MFer Bow to bigots and idols At CPAC Weekend ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/230 "2021-03-01T18:31:57Z")
At CPAC Weekend You’ll not find me; even if They would let me in. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/231 "2021-03-01T19:48:36Z")
They would let me in If I were the pizza guy, Not just a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/232 "2021-03-02T10:26:48Z")
Not just a vampire But a really tall bald one I’m Count Shaqula ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/233 "2021-03-02T14:08:48Z")
I’m Count Shaqula! Do you like my stockings, dear? It’s nothing but net. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/234 "2021-03-02T14:20:50Z")
It’s nothing but net I just put on my swim suit And my balls got snagged ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/235 "2021-03-02T22:56:07Z")
And my balls got snagged By the high bidder at my Sexual auction ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/236 "2021-03-03T09:41:15Z")
Sexual auction Houses are where not only The gavel gets banged ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/237 "2021-03-03T11:45:17Z")
The gavel gets banged SOLD! To the lady who was Just scratching her ear ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/238 "2021-03-03T20:00:51Z")
Just scratching her ear Caught the attention of the Rigid drill sergeant. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2021, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/239 "2021-03-03T21:10:37Z")
Rigid drill sergeant Always so inflexible He needs some yoga ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/240 "2021-03-04T23:17:51Z")
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