# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2021, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/241 "2021-03-04T23:31:43Z")
Cuz he’s Bass Ackwards, Newest country music star! Nashville, here he comes! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/242 "2021-03-05T00:40:15Z")
Nashville, here he comes! Just wait 'til those hillbillies Hear Urban Reggae! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/243 "2021-03-06T11:59:02Z")
Hear urban reggae Best place around these parts is Jamaica, New York ---
**Author:** ![Beesnest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@Beesnest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beesnest)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/244 "2021-03-06T13:07:31Z")
Jamaica ,New York Places to go People to see Slow now-where to go ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/245 "2021-03-06T14:12:17Z")
> [@Beesnest](#): > > Places to go People to see Foul! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/246 "2021-03-06T17:10:07Z")
Jamaica, New York, Go see places and people Slow now - where to go ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/247 "2021-03-06T17:15:08Z")
Slow now - where to go When all signs are confusing? The way isn’t clear. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/248 "2021-03-06T17:50:33Z")
The way isn’t clear, But I’m still not joining those Scientologists. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/249 "2021-03-06T18:52:30Z")
Scientologists Have no science or logos So they’re left with “y”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/250 "2021-03-07T17:26:15Z")
So they’re left with “y” And “z”, but no longer go _On Beyond Zebra_. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2021, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/251 "2021-03-08T23:31:01Z")
On beyond zebra Lie animals not yet known Like the zyxxyzz bear ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2021, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/252 "2021-03-08T23:39:33Z")
Like the zyxxyzz bear Unpronounceable also Is the name of God ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2021, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/253 "2021-03-08T23:55:15Z")
Is the name of God Sewn into the back of His Holy underwear? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/254 "2021-03-09T00:11:17Z")
Holy underwear, Batman! Put on some decent BVDs, would ya? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/255 "2021-03-09T16:39:23Z")
BVDs, would ya Stay out of my dresser and Stay out of my drawers ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/256 "2021-03-09T17:17:45Z")
“Stay Out Of My Drawers,” Was Jim Stafford’s first try at, [“Turn Loose Of My Leg.”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxlOD4iJ5eg&ab_channel=JimStafford-Topic) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/257 "2021-03-09T18:34:45Z")
Turn loose of my leg! I said to the cat, but he Kept climbing up me. ---
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/258 "2021-03-09T23:11:55Z")
Kept climbing up. Me. The mountain. Its steep glacier. On top of the world. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2021, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/259 "2021-03-09T23:15:00Z")
On top of the world: A huge radio tower: Curse you, RKO! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/260 "2021-03-10T04:21:13Z")
Curse You RKO! Movie Maker for us all: Is now forgotten. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=14)