# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/261 "2021-03-10T11:28:12Z")
Is now forgotten My high school algebra and What I ate for lunch ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/262 "2021-03-10T14:46:34Z")
What I ate for lunch is a fading memory time now for breakfast ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/263 "2021-03-10T15:19:38Z")
time now for breakfast Then brunch, snack, lunch, snack, dinner Why do I gain weight? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/264 "2021-03-10T15:23:08Z")
Why do I gain weight Every time I take a trip To a neutron star? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/265 "2021-03-10T15:27:11Z")
To a neutron star This discussion we’re having Is irrelevant ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/266 "2021-03-10T15:56:00Z")
Is irrelevant Spelled with just one R or two? It don’t matter, its… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/267 "2021-03-16T09:45:23Z")
It don’t matter, it’s Going to pass in good time This ol’ kidney stone ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/268 "2021-03-16T09:51:14Z")
This ol’ kidney stone Was sure hard to pass, but makes A nice paperweight. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/269 "2021-03-16T14:48:29Z")
A nice paperweight Holds my correspondence down cat would knock over ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/270 "2021-03-16T16:18:59Z")
Cat would knock over A liquor store if they sold Tuna-flavored booze. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/271 "2021-03-16T18:01:29Z")
Tuna-flavored booze. So bad makes me puke but it’s Better than Malört ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/272 "2021-03-17T13:29:36Z")
Better than Malört And on par with Vegemite Raccoon testicles ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/273 "2021-03-17T14:33:17Z")
Raccoon testicles Are a very odd thing to [Make a film about](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pom_Poko). ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/274 "2021-03-17T15:22:45Z")
Make a film about The Good Old Days when we were So miserable. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/275 "2021-03-17T15:34:18Z")
So Miserable Rain and Thunder all day long No Soccer Practice ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/276 "2021-03-17T15:44:12Z")
No, _soccer_ practice; Football’s played with a pigskin– An oblate spheroid. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/277 "2021-03-17T18:00:13Z")
An oblate spheroid Floating in my toilet bowl Who dumped that in there? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/278 "2021-03-17T18:12:10Z")
Who dumped that in there? That thing which I shall not name, Vile and repulsive. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/279 "2021-03-17T18:20:45Z")
Vile and repulsive But enough about that guy How’s Biden doing? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/280 "2021-03-17T19:44:02Z")
How’s Biden doing? Much better than Cuomo is Hope that continues. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=15)