# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/281 "2021-03-17T22:52:15Z")
Hope that continues The peace and the dignity Instead of loudmouth ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/282 "2021-03-18T14:46:35Z")
Instead of loudmouth, _The Flintstones_ called one of their Characters, “Loudrock.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/283 "2021-03-19T17:05:05Z")
Characters: Loudrock, Neon, Disco, and all the Other little dwarfs. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/284 "2021-03-19T17:31:48Z")
Other little dwarfs. Disney forgot about were Buzz, Stinky, and Bob ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/285 "2021-03-19T19:02:44Z")
Buzz, Stinky, and Bob Names from old school memories Better left alone ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/286 "2021-03-19T20:32:23Z")
Better left alone Than together with that guy He’s so obnoxious. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/287 "2021-03-19T21:15:37Z")
He’s so obnoxious. Well, how obnoxious is he? He’s so obnoxious… ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/288 "2021-03-19T21:31:56Z")
He’s so obnoxious His haikus just duplicate Their first and last line (jk, prof) ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/289 "2021-03-19T23:17:34Z")
Their first and last line should really be the same line if the answer’s No ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/290 "2021-03-20T02:09:08Z")
If the answer’s No Do not try to make it yes Frustration Ensues ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/291 "2021-03-20T02:14:08Z")
Frustration ensues When a simple invention Becomes a crook’s tool. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/292 "2021-03-21T21:25:40Z")
“Becomes a Crook’s Tool” Wasn’t that a Shakespeare play? Did poorly, methinks ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/293 "2021-03-23T20:24:23Z")
Did poorly methinks, Or perchance methought; I am not Sure of my tenses. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/294 "2021-03-23T22:08:32Z")
Sure of my tenses, My past may be imperfect But here’s my present. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/295 "2021-03-23T23:53:38Z")
But here’s my present The future will be along we live in the past. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/296 "2021-03-24T09:26:18Z")
We live in the past So they ought to be called “builts” Instead of “buildings”. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/297 "2021-03-24T10:57:48Z")
Instead of buildings Offices should be outdoors 'cept in Nome, I guess ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/298 "2021-03-24T13:37:05Z")
'Cept in Nome I guess The future, Juneau, the past, Now is Kodiak. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/299 "2021-03-24T13:47:53Z")
Now is Kodiak Smarter that the average barely possible ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/300 "2021-03-24T16:10:42Z")
Barely possible I’m getting up today; Thurs Don’t look good, either. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=16)