# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 156
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2024, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3101 "2024-04-19T17:27:17Z")
Find it in the store? They use invisible _signs!_ Pisses me off, man. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3102 "2024-04-22T13:54:42Z")
Pisses me off, man. All this, you know, _posturing_. Pass the doobie, Bro. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3103 "2024-04-22T16:32:51Z")
Pass the doobie, Bro And that Doobie Bro’s album Where’s the joint sisters? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3104 "2024-04-22T18:55:53Z")
Where’s the Joint Sisters? Dating the Tendon Brothers, or so I’ve been told. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3105 "2024-04-22T19:29:11Z")
Or so I’ve been told. I don’t really know, but I Take it all on faith. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3106 "2024-04-24T17:51:55Z")
Take it all on faith? Hell, no - I want evidence! That’s just how I am. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3107 "2024-04-24T18:16:41Z")
That’s just how I am You cops got nothin’ on me! Bother someone else ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3108 "2024-04-24T20:04:42Z")
Bother someone else, like that gross dude over there. Yeah, him! That’s the one. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3109 "2024-04-24T20:12:09Z")
Yeah, him! That’s the one Who’s going to wash dishes. He wouldn’t help cook. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2024, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3110 "2024-04-24T23:17:22Z")
He wouldn’t help cook The books, so that CPA Is out of a job ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3111 "2024-04-25T00:21:16Z")
Is “out of a job” The same thing as retiring? No, it’s not, Brian. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3112 "2024-04-25T16:53:45Z")
No, it’s not Brian It’s Brain and it’s in your head Use it for thought stuff ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3113 "2024-04-25T17:59:56Z")
Use it for thought stuff, like, y’know, cogitation. You’ll be glad you did! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3114 "2024-04-25T18:09:44Z")
You’ll be glad you did! Sign up for my newsletter! All the cool kids are ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3115 "2024-04-25T18:30:42Z")
All the cool kids are Writing haiku nowadays - It’s the latest thing! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3116 "2024-04-25T18:37:27Z")
It’s the latest thing! That’s right, haiku is hip now; it’s why we’re so cool. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3117 "2024-04-25T18:38:47Z")
It’s why we’re so cool - We’re heating the neighborhood! Close the goddamn door! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3118 "2024-04-25T18:42:29Z")
Close the goddam door Were you brought up in a barn? Mother used to say ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3119 "2024-04-25T19:03:56Z")
Mother used to say, “I can tell you drank soda. Your sweat is sticky.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3120 "2024-04-25T19:56:34Z")
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