# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 157
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2024, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3121 "2024-04-25T23:42:38Z")
About your urine - If it attracts bumblebees, You’re diabetic. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3122 "2024-04-26T15:00:02Z")
You’re diabetic You have, as Wilford Brimley Says, diabeetus ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2024, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3123 "2024-04-26T17:36:41Z")
Says “diabeetus” but really should know better, that ol’ Brimley guy. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3124 "2024-04-29T13:11:40Z")
That ol’ Brimley guy. Wilford looked old for his age. Some bad genetics ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2024, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3125 "2024-04-29T14:07:02Z")
Some bad genetics, That’s how we got chihuahuas. Evil little dogs ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3126 "2024-05-04T01:30:44Z")
Evil little dogs? Not if you get to know them; they’re really quite sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3127 "2024-05-04T04:21:19Z")
They’re really quite sweet, These candied jalapenos. Would you like a bite? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2024, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3128 "2024-05-04T10:59:09Z")
Would you like a bite? All I have to offer is Some expired yogurt ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3129 "2024-05-05T02:41:35Z")
Some expired yogurt is what I offered my date, and then she was gone. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3130 "2024-05-05T02:48:54Z")
And then she was gone. Done scratched gravel and moseyed - Wandered down the road. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3131 "2024-05-07T02:28:15Z")
Wandered down the road, got a lift from a cute girl… you can guess the rest. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3132 "2024-05-07T09:33:44Z")
“You can guess the rest,” Said Pat Sajak, “Or you can Buy a vowel or two.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3133 "2024-05-07T11:04:55Z")
Pronouncing ‘vowel’ as a one-syllable word, eh? OK… “Buy a vowel or two? Aye,” said the pirate. “And I’d Like to buy an eye.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3134 "2024-05-07T11:56:42Z")
Like to buy an eye Glass, please, I don’t have enough Money for a pair ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3135 "2024-05-07T12:04:21Z")
Money for a pair? Jacks or better to open. I’m going to fold ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3136 "2024-05-07T12:10:43Z")
I’m going to fold The damned laundry 'cuz it ain’t Gonna fold itself ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3137 "2024-05-07T16:05:01Z")
Gonna fold itself? Or you think this poker hand Will net me big bucks? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3138 "2024-05-07T16:16:24Z")
Will net me big bucks with my fishing net, scrape coins out of a well ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3139 "2024-05-07T19:52:52Z")
coins out of a well ain’t gonna pay all my bills but it’s a good start ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3140 "2024-05-08T17:58:06Z")
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