# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 158
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3141 "2024-05-08T18:36:04Z")
Juice, then off to work. This darn phone battery sucks. It dies too quickly. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3142 "2024-05-08T21:46:29Z")
It dies too quickly. And does not make a good pet Mayfly lives one day ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3143 "2024-05-08T21:52:02Z")
Mayfly lives one day but oh my what a grand day with mayhem and such. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3144 "2024-05-09T00:24:45Z")
With mayhem and such, Young mayflies have no respect. Dream of the old hours. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3145 "2024-05-09T04:35:01Z")
Dream of the old hours and make the new ones your own; that’s my advice, friend. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3146 "2024-05-09T14:37:37Z")
That’s my advice, friend: Never stick your tongue on a Frozen metal pole. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3147 "2024-05-09T14:45:36Z")
Frozen metal pole. Triple Dog Dare was the bane of Flick’s existence! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3148 "2024-05-09T16:46:54Z")
Of Flick’s existence, that time in Blawnox was bliss; he longs to return. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3149 "2024-05-09T21:49:04Z")
He longs to return His wrong-sized undershorts, but He lost the receipt. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3150 "2024-05-10T01:41:44Z")
He lost the receipt So he’s hoping he’ll love that Wayne Newton 8-track ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3151 "2024-05-10T10:21:51Z")
“Wayne Newton 8-Track For sale - never used.” No thanks - Buy the baby shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3152 "2024-05-10T14:35:06Z")
Buy the baby shoes, But not the stiff, hard white ones. No tiny bruises. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3153 "2024-05-10T18:04:54Z")
No tiny bruises No more new bites or scratches. Tomcat’s been neutered. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2024, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3154 "2024-05-10T20:08:15Z")
Tomcat’s been neutered Then he went bowling and got Two strikes with no balls ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3155 "2024-05-13T11:21:09Z")
Two strikes with no balls: What happened next is why there’s No joy in Mudville. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3156 "2024-05-13T14:16:27Z")
No joy in Mudville Mighty Casey has struck out Arrogant jackass ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3157 "2024-05-13T15:17:32Z")
“Arrogant Jackass” Somebody called my name? How’d You get this address? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3158 "2024-05-14T17:29:35Z")
You get this address? 221 B Baker I call it my Holmes ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3159 "2024-05-27T21:59:49Z")
I call it my Holmes and also Dr. Watson: inseparable! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2024, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3160 "2024-05-27T22:07:35Z")
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