# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![eschrodinger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschrodinger/32/122_2.png) [@eschrodinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschrodinger)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/301 "2021-03-24T19:26:31Z")
Don’t look good, either now, or in the past. Toupees just don’t look good, see. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/302 "2021-03-24T20:11:16Z")
Just don’t look good? See Van Horne Opticians and get Two specs for one price. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/303 "2021-03-24T22:46:06Z")
Two specs for one price Or four specs for two, if you Desire quadfocals ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/304 "2021-03-24T23:23:48Z")
“Desire Quadfocal’s The name! Jodhpurs are my game! Care to buy a pair?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/305 "2021-03-24T23:40:03Z")
Care to buy a pair? Come on, man up! Testicles Are two for twenty. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/306 "2021-03-25T22:22:39Z")
Are two for twenty Dee too for just thirty more Whole droid for fifty ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/307 "2021-03-25T22:46:21Z")
Whole droid for fifty Cats. Too many to care for for one little droid! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/308 "2021-03-25T22:47:16Z")
For one little droid, Santa Claus was sure to bring A big tub of lube. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/309 "2021-03-25T23:05:39Z")
A big tub of lube Greases the important parts so they do not rub. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2021, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/310 "2021-03-25T23:58:25Z")
So, they do not rub, Neither do they lubricate, Moral potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/311 "2021-03-26T00:19:23Z")
Moral potatoes: Epistomological With sound rhetoric. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/312 "2021-03-26T09:39:39Z")
With sound rhetoric And light humor, one might do A nice song and dance ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 9:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/313 "2021-03-26T09:49:16Z")
A nice song and dance And some seltzer down your pants Chuckles the clown, yo ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/314 "2021-03-26T11:59:31Z")
Nice one, MMM. Chuckles the clown, yo, Never got bigger laughs than When he passed away. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/315 "2021-03-26T13:40:59Z")
When he passed away A huge tomb was erected but none came to see. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2021, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/316 "2021-03-26T16:58:58Z")
but none came to see My sculpture made of butter Then the mice ate it ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/317 "2021-03-27T18:07:59Z")
Then the mice ate it. Then the mice ate what was left. Then the mice all left. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/318 "2021-03-27T18:11:30Z")
Then the mice all left Nothing for the cats to eat. So the cats ate mice. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/319 "2021-03-27T19:04:59Z")
So the cats ate mice And the call was trumpeted: “Where is Mighty Mouse?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2021, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/320 "2021-03-27T20:00:41Z")
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