# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3181 "2024-06-02T02:25:41Z")
I was ninjaed. Grrr! But no matter; I will cope, as I always do. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3182 "2024-06-02T06:21:52Z")
As I always do, I will sleep the sleep of joy, And perhaps I’ll fly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3183 "2024-06-02T20:23:37Z")
And perhaps I’ll fly, or kiss Keira Knightley, or do something else fun! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2024, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3184 "2024-06-02T23:50:24Z")
Do something else fun, Not stupid internet stuff. Go get a real life! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3185 "2024-06-03T00:29:46Z")
Go get a real life! He said; meaning one like his. My life is real too. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3186 "2024-06-03T12:00:13Z")
My life is real. Too real at times. But it’s fun to escape on the Dope! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2024, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3187 "2024-06-03T12:35:19Z")
Escape on the Dope! The bane of your existence. Our obligations. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3188 "2024-06-04T12:28:11Z")
Our obligations Always get in the way of What I want to do ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3189 "2024-06-04T20:54:39Z")
What I want to do is post a proper haiku; you know, just like this! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2024, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3190 "2024-06-05T13:09:13Z")
you know, just like this is the way that we all miss something something piss ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2024, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3191 "2024-06-06T20:38:11Z")
“Something something piss” ain’t the best haiku I’ve read; You can do better! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3192 "2024-06-07T12:58:17Z")
You can do better Than to keep writing haikus But then why would you? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3193 "2024-06-07T13:59:18Z")
But then why would you decide to bet a horse Fortunes to be made? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3194 "2024-06-07T14:36:13Z")
Fortunes to be made On the coprolite market. This is good old shit. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3195 "2024-06-07T21:19:33Z")
This is good old shit Which is weird, 'cause most old shit You don’t write home 'bout ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2024, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3196 "2024-06-08T05:02:51Z")
You don’t write home 'bout stuff you’re ashamed of, Willis; of course you knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2024, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3197 "2024-06-08T07:22:46Z")
Of course you knew that I was trying to sleep in. NO BAGPIPE MUSIC! ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2024, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3198 "2024-06-08T19:27:40Z")
No bagpipe music e’re sounded so sweet as a lone piper at dawn ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3199 "2024-06-09T03:37:39Z")
Lone piper at dawn? I hope it’s **Northern Piper** , cool Canadian! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3200 "2024-06-10T12:28:11Z")
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