# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3201 "2024-06-10T12:30:34Z")
in Texas. It’s hell. What with all their effed up laws Go ahead, secede ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3202 "2024-06-11T02:35:27Z")
Go ahead, secede! We’ll do just fine without you, some Blue Staters think. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3203 "2024-06-14T13:28:26Z")
Some blue staters think How come our only choice is Between two geezers? ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2024, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3204 "2024-06-14T14:04:11Z")
Between two geezers The grandchild skips happily Holding both their hands. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3205 "2024-06-16T01:58:22Z")
Holding both their hands, I introduced my parents to Fidel Castro. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3206 "2024-06-16T13:36:18Z")
To Fidel Castro I say, sometimes a cigar Is just a cigar ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3207 "2024-06-16T14:13:09Z")
Is just a cigar Enough of a gift to give At a bar mitzvah? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2024, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3208 "2024-06-16T19:09:14Z")
At a bar mitzvah _Producers_ jokes aren’t welcome, or so I’ve been told ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3209 "2024-06-28T00:42:44Z")
or so I’ve been told Cheese in your nose prevents flu Sounds like bad advice ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3210 "2024-06-28T02:19:05Z")
“Sounds Like Bad Advice” Cobain’s working title for “Smell Like Teen Spirit” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3211 "2024-06-28T02:24:12Z")
“Smell like teen spirit,” Coach told us, but the golf team decided not to. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3212 "2024-06-28T09:58:02Z")
Decided not to. I mean, I could have, but then Why would I want to? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3213 "2024-06-29T02:15:47Z")
Why would I want to Keep inherited photos? Cheap insulation. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3214 "2024-06-29T04:07:32Z")
Cheap insulation includes dog hair, fallen leaves, shredded newspaper ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3215 "2024-06-29T04:46:53Z")
Shredded newspaper? Must have been that stripey cat. He likes to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3216 "2024-06-29T11:27:16Z")
He likes to do that Tell a lie while playing the Air accordion ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3217 "2024-06-29T19:59:19Z")
Air Accordion sold nowhere near as well as Air Jordan did here ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3218 "2024-07-28T20:02:34Z")
Air Jordan did here, on this day, jump so high that he entered orbit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2024, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3219 "2024-07-28T20:45:43Z")
He entered orbit but, as he lacked a spacesuit, found it hard to breathe. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3220 "2024-07-29T10:46:51Z")
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