# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3221 "2024-07-29T11:30:17Z")
The Room with Oatmeal - A lesser-known still life by The great Paul Cézanne ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3222 "2024-07-29T13:17:19Z")
The great Paul Cézanne Was known for doing some stuff Some really big stuff ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2024, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3223 "2024-07-29T13:33:50Z")
Some really big stuff In the long run impacts less Than some little stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3224 "2024-07-31T20:00:12Z")
Than some little stuff No…it’s _then_ some little stuff Did something, I guess ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3225 "2024-07-31T20:11:45Z")
Did something, I guess, to craft a Doper haiku; that’s what this thread’s for! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3226 "2024-07-31T20:35:26Z")
That’s what this thread’s for To fix that hole in your pants Oops, guess we’re too late ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3227 "2024-07-31T23:19:07Z")
Oops - guess we’re too late To vote for Eisenhower. Wait - what year is it? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2024, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3228 "2024-07-31T23:21:18Z")
Wait - what year is it? Does the year start with nineteen? No? Get off my lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3229 "2024-08-01T00:01:18Z")
No “get off my lawn” Is going to stop me from Retrieving my ball ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3230 "2024-08-01T10:33:42Z")
Retrieving my ball Was never too difficult. I always bunted. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3231 "2024-08-01T16:57:49Z")
I always bunted. Or was that punted? Which one Is a football choice? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3232 "2024-08-01T17:06:01Z")
Is a football choice always going to involve sweat and violence? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3233 "2024-08-01T18:04:06Z")
Sweat and violence. Must be election season again. Kamala! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3234 "2024-08-01T18:50:29Z")
Again: Kamala! She’s now Vice President, but would like the top job ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2024, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3235 "2024-08-03T10:45:24Z")
Would, like, the “top” job Be somebody who works in Gay BDSM? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3236 "2024-08-04T04:04:09Z")
Gay BDSM? Let’s make the safe word haiku. That way it’s classy. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3237 "2024-08-04T14:35:32Z")
_That_ way it’s classy; The _other_ way is smutty. Guess where I’m going? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3238 "2024-08-04T18:34:12Z")
Guess where I’m going? I bet you can - you’re quite smart: It’s Blawnox, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3239 "2024-08-13T13:40:53Z")
It’s Blawnox, of course! Home of Rick’s Barber, Moondogs, And Afghan Kebab ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3240 "2024-08-13T13:48:55Z")
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