# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 163
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3241 "2024-08-13T14:13:40Z")
Before you buy more Better check your closet space. There’s too much in there. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3242 "2024-08-14T11:29:08Z")
There’s too much in there? No! There is never enough Garlic or cayenne ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3243 "2024-08-14T11:55:04Z")
Garlic or cayenne Are both stinky spices Think how you will smell ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2024, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3244 "2024-08-14T12:07:16Z")
Think how you will smell If you cut your own nose off Just to spite your face. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3245 "2024-08-18T02:20:41Z")
Just to spite your face, you should leave your nose alone. _That’ll_ sure teach it! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3246 "2024-08-30T00:52:46Z")
That’ll sure teach it! That spider won’t walk so good With just seven legs ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3247 "2024-08-30T11:37:20Z")
With just seven legs the spider could not run but it could jump on you! ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3248 "2024-08-30T13:12:07Z")
It could jump on you! But we are trying to train the puppy not to. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3249 "2024-08-30T14:29:30Z")
The puppy, not to Put too fine a point on it, Smells like a toilet. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3250 "2024-08-30T16:55:29Z")
Smells like a toilet? Then we’d better hope that it’s Not a pudding bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3251 "2024-08-30T18:33:55Z")
Not a pudding bowl is to be found in my fridge; ice cream, anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3252 "2024-08-30T20:22:57Z")
Ice cream, anyone? If you have to ask, then you Really don’t know me ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3253 "2024-09-01T03:16:02Z")
Really don’t know me, really don’t owe me, and yet here I stand, Dopers! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2024, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3254 "2024-09-01T08:14:12Z")
Here I stand, Dopers, Because while I’m typing this Someone stole my chair. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3255 "2024-09-02T00:33:40Z")
Someone stole my chair. The cops won’t do anything Until next April. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2024, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3256 "2024-09-02T03:02:52Z")
Until next April, I won’t be paying taxes to ol’ Uncle Sam. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3257 "2024-09-06T12:31:21Z")
To ol’ Uncle Sam Wish you were the fun uncle Not the creepy one ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3258 "2024-09-06T16:47:27Z")
Not the creepy one, For me. Give me the fast one, The galloping one. ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3259 "2024-09-06T18:27:39Z")
The galloping one? You mean Graham Kerr. Most chefs Can’t even walk fast ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2024, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3260 "2024-09-06T18:30:00Z")
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