# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3261 "2024-09-08T03:03:32Z")
But I’m still walking, even since my feet fell off. I’ll never sit down! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3262 "2024-09-15T01:14:40Z")
I’ll never sit down To dinner with James Earl Jones 'cause he’s, you know, _dead_ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3263 "2024-09-15T06:09:04Z")
" 'Cause he’s, you know, _dead!_" replied Doctor McCoy to Captain James T. Kirk. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3264 "2024-09-15T16:16:30Z")
Captain James T. Kirk: [awesome Starfleet officer](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/captain-james-t-kirk-im-sorry-i-cant-hear-you-over-the-sound-of-how-awesome-i-am--76913106106206977/) and my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3265 "2024-09-15T20:24:21Z")
…and my favorite ice cream flavor? well, (drum roll) it’s butter pecan ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3266 "2024-09-15T23:25:14Z")
It’s butter pecan? But I told you I wanted Peanut butter crunch! _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3267 "2024-09-15T23:27:56Z")
Peanut butter crunch! But I told you I wanted Smooth peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3268 "2024-09-15T23:39:27Z")
Smooth peanut butter? That stuffs for non risk-takers Ain’t you got no teeth? ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3269 "2024-09-16T12:06:01Z")
Ain’t you got no teeth? The best that money can buy! George said woodenly. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3270 "2024-09-16T12:12:29Z")
George said woodenly, to Martha, “When you kiss me, watch out for splinters!” ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3271 "2024-09-16T12:26:05Z")
Watch out for splinters! My house is an old farmhouse, wood stove and wood floors. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3272 "2024-09-16T12:34:08Z")
Wood stove and wood floors Are a bad combination. Metal stoves work best. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3273 "2024-09-16T14:33:06Z")
Metal stoves work best Ever tried a plastic one? Not a pretty sight. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3274 "2024-09-16T14:38:48Z")
Not a pretty sight Washington with just one tooth When he was sworn in ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2024, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3275 "2024-09-16T22:58:17Z")
When he was sworn in He knew his opponent would Be cussing him out. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3276 "2024-09-17T02:37:26Z")
> [@Bayaker](#): > > Ain’t you got no teeth? > The best that money can buy! > George said woodenly. I know, I know, it’s a joke. [But his false teeth weren’t wooden.](https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/false-teeth) In play: Be cussing him out or be respectful? I’d say, Option 2 is best. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3277 "2024-09-17T02:56:23Z")
Option 2 is best - Otherwise known as Plan B. Plan A is a draft. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2024, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3278 "2024-09-17T07:21:17Z")
Plan A is a draft. [“Plan B”](http://www.theplanbforum.com/forum/) is another fun Site just like this one. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3279 "2024-09-19T13:46:22Z")
Site just like this one could never be quite as good - there’s only one Dope! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3280 "2024-09-19T14:34:16Z")
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