# Haiku Madness Part Deux **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [October 3, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141 "2020-10-03T19:26:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 165
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3281 "2024-09-19T16:04:08Z")
It’s probably you Who ate the last pizza slice. I’m watching you now. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3282 "2024-09-19T17:48:18Z")
I’m watching you now just like in that Police song Sting is a big creep ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3283 "2024-09-19T20:10:11Z")
Sting is a big creep If he doesn’t straighten up I’ll call the police ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2024, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3284 "2024-09-19T21:54:09Z")
I’ll call the police and report dog-munching here, just like Springfield - NOT! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3285 "2024-09-20T13:02:25Z")
Just like Springfield. Not The city in the news, but Home of the Simpsons ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3286 "2024-09-20T18:07:49Z")
Home of the Simpsons Jessica’s from Abilene James Young’s from Bathgate ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2024, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3287 "2024-09-20T19:57:15Z")
James Young’s from Bathgate He wanted to be born there to be near his mum. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3288 "2024-09-21T00:05:40Z")
To be near his mum He had to push aside his Tulips and orchids ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3289 "2024-09-21T11:54:51Z")
Tulips and orchids Are nice, but not a few of My favorite things. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3290 "2024-09-21T15:17:39Z")
My favorite things: “MAGA stuff”, I told my wife And we laughed and laughed ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3291 "2024-09-21T21:20:34Z")
And we laughed and laughed until we both remembered: Blawnox awaits us. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2024, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3292 "2024-09-21T23:59:22Z")
Blawnox awaits us After we die. I don’t like This new cult we joined. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3293 "2024-09-22T06:20:34Z")
This new cult we joined bans sexual intercourse; now I wanna quit! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3294 "2024-09-22T11:29:05Z")
Now I wanna quit Drinking, I said, as I woke Up in the bathtub ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3295 "2024-09-22T12:45:35Z")
Up in the bathtub I found a cat crouched on top Of a frightened mouse. (True story. She was trying to hide the mouse from me, because she knew I’d take it from her.) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3296 "2024-09-22T13:53:17Z")
Of a frightened mouse Robert Burns composed an ode Better than this one. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2024, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3297 "2024-09-22T19:24:20Z")
Better than this one Is the one back at my place. Want to check it out? ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3298 "2024-09-25T16:03:26Z")
Want to check it out? It’s my one-eyed monster, my Halloween mask ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3299 "2024-09-25T16:20:31Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Halloween mask Halloween mask on And fully costumed, I will Open the door – Shriek! (How are you pronouncing “halloween”? I can’t get more than three syllables out of it.) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2024, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141/3300 "2024-09-25T16:30:06Z")
whoops, I wanted to say “My Halloween mask” for the final line but then I bumped “my” up to the second line to get 7 syllables and didn’t make the third line 5. Robert Frost I am not. Open the door - Shriek! Weirdo JD Vance is here And he want your pets [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=164) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/haiku-madness-part-deux/922141.md?page=166)